I’ve run at Sabino Canyon maybe a dozen times since I’ve been here in Tucson, and every single time, an episode of Do By Friday comes up. Today’s no different. Coincidence, or am I a targeted individual?

Wtf, a huge bird just landed on top of a cactus, cawed “Challenge!” at me, then recited a weird little poem and flew away? It was kind of unclear but it sounded like

“Tram(???) stop number two
You shan't peanut butter
Up stairs(??) await you
Twin hearts all a-flutter”

????

I’ve turned around and am heading back to the parking lot. Here’s where the bird was. There’s a tram or bus stop up ahead…