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werewolf tf, body horror+ 

Palms flex and tendon and bone creak as fingers arch and lengthen in trembling spams. A sudden swarm of dark hairs materializes on forearms and knuckles, dousing the elation instantly with a shock of dysphoric panic before recognition takes hold. Coarse fur, not unwanted hair.

I would sooner chew glass than watch the famous television show, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”. Sorry and thanks.

Preparing to post a controversial opinion at 3 PM Eastern

We signed the paperwork to sell our house. My wife staged it so well for the photographs that the realtor listed it for $10K more than he’d originally planned

If a werewolf bit me and I knew what it was and what it meant about what was going to happen to me, I would still put a little hydrogen peroxide on it. Because of how I am

Storing my weighted blanket in the freezer for those hot summer nights when I want to be compressed into oblivion but also stay cool and fresh

I’m officially in the “taper” block of training for my race on the 25th and I don’t like it. I know it’s essential but it makes my anxiety go way up. My brain thinks we should be out there doing speed work and long runs every week right up until the race!

I’ve changed so much already. I embraced my feminine identity. I can run for 10+ hours and not perish. I know what it feels like to have claws and a muzzle even if I can’t see them. All the things I thought I needed that lycanthropic boost to accomplish, I’m doing anyway.

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I thought for a long time that the confident posture & demeanour I aspired to would come after I first changed, effectively locking that version of me behind an impassible door. Lately I’ve realized those things have been in me all along. I don’t need the full moon to reveal them

selfie, fitness 

5 miles of hill repeats on Boler Mountain, aka the Boler Bump, in direct sunlight. My review: “fuck”

Recent Searches, are you sure? Are you SURE, Apple??? Are you sure a demon isn’t using my phone when I’m not awake?

Tech speakers, it's 2023. Stop using moms as your example of a non-technical audience. It's wrong, its not funny, and whatever you were saying, now most of your audience is not thinking about it.

Just use the exec team as an example instead and get on with your life.

People who see AR headsets as useless or just another channel for work to enter their life seem like people who never had a problem with their body they couldn’t fix with rest, diet, or exercise. And if work is emailing you at 8pm, establish and maintain your fucking boundaries.

I love Kevin Lynch and I will protect him with my life

I *also* love to catch a glimpse of my favourite photos throughout the day

Please please please just fix the fuckin macOS Notifications bugs

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