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I'm saving LB for the next time a customer asks me why the Internet crashed.

Kinks, in space 

@Nerts Why wait to get back into the gravity well? With large mass comes large inertia, even for macrocompanions in microgravity.

@ziphi I don't remember why exactly, but I stuck with my last name. It isn't too common, it isn't too rare, and it doesn't have any negative baggage.

One of the most amazingly useless things I recently learned is how to do subtraction, multiplication, and division on actual late-19th/early-20th Century adding machines. True adding machines, mind you, the kind that don't have any subtraction or other arithmetic functions built in.

Handy tip:
If you see (+), (-) or (~) in a content warning, that's an indicator of if the content is positive, negative or mixed.

If your cyberpunk game doesn't include cosmetic, gender affirming upgrades, cyber tails, cyber taur bodies and more

Then it isn't a good cyberpunk game.

Adding picture captions in Tusky is a little less obvious than on your instance website but still easy. After picking the picture, tap on it & choose "Set caption."

Add captions for the sake of the fully sighted as well, not just the partially or fully impaired. It saves you from "what am I looking at" questions whose answers may be obvious only to you.

Hey people, I've been noticing the number of posts with alt text going down. It might be because of all the new users who haven't learned about the feature yet, so for them and everyone:

yall should use alt text when uploading images! what are they??? hover over the images to find out! why are they good? the tldr of it is that visually impaired computer users exist and it helps them navigate the INFOBAHN better

what do you call a mastodon instance with lizards, dragons, and kobolds on it 

scalable computing

I’ve done a lot of art in the past, but this is still my absolute favorite series of pieces!

Remember everyone, #SylveonIsTrans.

The keyboard ribbon has breaks going too close to the keyboard itself, so it's looking like I'll have to hit up sellmyretro after all.

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You know you've bought something good when the next recommendation you get is Savaged by Systemd.

Home taping is killing software industry profits!

We left this side blank so you can help

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Encountered while reading computer program cassette inserts:
"YOU ARE ADVISED TO COPY THIS TAPE ONTO SEPARATE TAPES, RETAINING THIS COPY AS A MASTER SECURITY IN CASE OF ACCIDENT."

It was a different time and a different culture.

Pitch: self-driving cars but they're on rails and carry hundreds of people and have an operator and they're called "trains" instead.

if ur a robot and ur thinking do your eyes go like :loading: - :loading:

@pettancow Kinda looks that way. What I find most surprising is that the entire rest of the ribbon is in excellent condition for its age, and that there isn't any heat-related aging anywhere along its length, let alone where it rested directly on top of the chips.

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