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Nazis getting fired 

Sing along now

"If you're a Nazi and you're fired,
It's your fault!
If you're a Nazi and you're fired,
It's your fault!
If you were spotted in the mob,
and you lost your fucking job,
You're a Nazi, and you're fired!
It's your fault!"

phillymag.com/news/2018/10/11/

Attention staff:

Effective immediately, we are switching to to an Extreme Programming workflow. Please report to the new XP room to get settled in. Your workstations have already been assigned.

ruining fast food with vore kink 

I'd cry that I'm not into vore, but one of the jokes I've run with is that my phoenix form often ended up as deep fried original and extra-crispy pieces in buckets from KFP (Kentucky Fried Phoenix). Which is okay because phoenixes always regenerate, but also not okay because sometimes it happens early, while still inside of KFP customers.

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ruining a song with vore kink 

"Sweet dreams are made of this."
Who am I to disagree?
I've traveled the world and the seven seas.
Everybody's looking for something.

Some of them want to taste you.
Some of them want to be your food.
Some of them want to baste you.
Some of them want inside of you.

@ticky Computers small enough to sit *on* a desk & not *be* a desk in its own right, & affordable enough to be in someone's home, had just hit the market, & 2018 sounded as far off into the 21st Century as anything the Jetsons promised. Mystifying, very mystifying, but believable.

Mastodon Tips 

CW your selfies!

It can be really helpful for folks dealing with various kinds of body image issues. Some days, confident selfies may be inspiring! Other times, they can be a source of personal pain, reminding folks of how they feel about their body. By CWing your selfies, you let them decide what they need to do to take care of themself!

Have you ever come home from work one afternoon desperately needing a nap & taken one, only to be woken from it by your morning "get up, it's time for work" alarm?

"AI took my job!" 

there's an alternate present in which the tool is not the enemy of the worker, when "you've been automated" means more weekends and cheaper, better stuff, rather than utter disenfranchisement and abject poverty.

Google+ security coverup, closure 

‘A software glitch caused Google to expose the personal profile data of hundreds of thousands of Google+ users during the past spring and managers there chose not to go public with the information’

‘a memo prepared by Google lawyers and policy experts warned that disclosing the glitch would cause "immediate regulatory interest."’

uk.businessinsider.com/google-

IETF RFC-1313+3.14i: HTDFP - The HyperText Dumpster Fire Protocol

Google has no interest in creating decent services or preserving any kind of legacy, & Google+ is now evidence of both. The 7-year-old service Google forced on millions of users in the face of massive breaches of privacy and trust is shutting down because their critics were proven right. blog.google/technology/safety-

And here it is. The nail in Google+'s coffin was an API bug that exposed information from hundreds of thousands of users.
blog.google/technology/safety-
#infosec

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