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Ariel Millennium Thornton

I think I should. I think it'll help good people reading my code and wondering just what I was thinking at the time keep going, and it'll help good people by convincing the trash reading my code to take itself out to the dumpster.

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David Gerard

currently playing "where the fuck's the beef" with claude mythos amongst all the proclamations of THIS IS IT. the openbsd "zero day" does not AIUI in fact appear to be one, for example - just a non-exploitable bug. what about this much hyped claim checks out?

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Denis - The COVID info guy -

By Christian H. Klosz @_Kun3_0

Serj Tankian @serjtankian of System of a Down still masking in 2026 (pic taken 3 days ago)

Source: x.com/_Kun3_0/status/204174865

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

It's so refreshing to use the Fediverse where there are no fucking ads distracting you from the friends you're here to catch up with :dragn_aww:

Every year, this network becomes more and more important IMHO. Glad y'all are here with us. :dragnheart:

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Ariel Millennium Thornton

Oops, I forgot I need to do what Iocaine did: make my code unmarketably lewd by sprinkling in names for various types of things just wholesomely sex-positive enough chase conservative pearl-clutchers away.

Should I also embed proudly queer inspirational quotes throughout my comments? I figure if the plagiarism machine is eventually going to copy my test answers in violation of my license and without attribution, it should get tricked into exposing and shaming vibe-coding slopbros.

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dj chicken trouble

dj salary fun

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jwz

Important XScreenSaver policy update.

25: No contributions built with, or assisted by, LLMs or any kind of "generative AI" tools will be considered. If you didn't bother writing it, I'm not going to bother reading it. XScreenSaver is art by humans for...
jwz.org/b/yk56

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Dot Maetrix

Priest: And what do we call those who believe not in the miracle of Transubstantiation?

Me: *raising hand* Cisubsantiationists?

Priest: ... How did you even get in here?

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Kathleen Tuite

It’s such a good printer it can actually print kittens

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@mewsleah It's up again.

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dj chicken trouble

dj quote bedroom

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avatastic :enby_rebel:

@domi @videolan In space, nobody can hear you stream.

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da_667

@domi @videolan inside you, are two outlooks. neither of them are working. But VLC works every time

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dmi 💽

\o/ VLC in space

@videolan

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Jeff Moore

The kids are alright.

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RE: computerfairi.es/@JuiceThatToo

This slaps.

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Juice that toots other Juice

Juice that turns you into a trout

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doodlemancy

my selection of silly food buttons has become even sillier. you can get them here! etsy.com/listing/1724565012/si
🥦🍓🍑🌽🍿🍔☕🥗🍤🥞

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Ariel Millennium Thornton

@mewsleah Yep. And unsurprisingly, they're using technicalities flimsier than sovcit claims to dance around the fact she was subpoenaed by name, not title, office, or capacity.

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mhoye

The company that - last week - accidentally published the source code of their flagship product, which was in turn discovered to be a contraption riddled with security holes and included instructions to deliberately mislead people, is telling us this week that they've got a new product that is _too good_ at finding security issues so they need to make a special secret cabal and only share it with them because it would be too dangerous to show anyone else.

This is definitely all very believable.

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