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I just fixed a customer's PC from 1,000 miles away 

When trying to open any File Explorer icons, the Windows 11 desktop crashed & restarted. The cause was the KB5095093 update from 2026-06-23.

On uninstall & reboot, Windows 11 reinstalled it & rebooted again. Softing Microfuck.

But just like that, File Explorer worked normally again. 1) W👒​ -but 2) :paw_fx90_crossed_fingers:

@JulieSqveakaroo GMTA, and good pun. I just found myself humming the Night Court theme.

USA events, IT infrastructure 

I just realized the USA's Internet infrastructure faces a dual significant threat this weekend. The USA's Independence Day holiday is right smack dab in the middle of one of the USA's largest furry fandom conventions, Anthrocon.

Ever have a day where you cant form any coherent thoughts except maybe by accident?

I think that infertile trans women should be permitted paternity leave to work on their sprawling, self-indulgent twine games about non-penetrative sex and institutional trauma

@JulieSqveakaroo A food court is where you go when you get arrested for culinary crimes. Gordon Ramsay is the lead prosecuting attorney for the food court.

@JulieSqveakaroo In fairness, the closed pool has made it so bad right now that not even Sbarro would be there.

I just made this silly but accurate thing. I'm silly too and i love it, but also i'm serious in my silliness.

“PIRATING” IS A CAPITALIST FRAME

don’t be a cop.

If buying isn't ownership then p̶i̶r̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ SHARING isn't stealing

If buying doesn't create ownership, then p̶i̶r̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ SHARING doesn't destroy it.

SHARING is anticapitalist and antifa because sharing is caring.

If buying doesn't create ownership, then pirating doesn't destroy it.

Your TCP packets are held in a queue, and will be answered as soon as our webserver is available.

Your bits are important to us. Please hold the line.

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I'm sorry, sir, but our website is closed right now.

Please try again tomorrow.

Note that it closes early at the weekend.

I've done 15 minutes of tech support for my family today (they have bought new devices) and I already urge for taking a shotgun to every thing that is connected to the internet.

Holy fuck tech has gotten so fucking bad we all live in a bubble here but the non-techies face man-made horrors beyond comprehension on a daily basis

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