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uspol, (-) 

With Biden's pick of Kamala Harris as his VP, the leadership of the Democratic Party has made its position clear:

The Republicans will burn the country to the ground, and the Democrats will bring the campfire forks and marshmallows.

@mavica so *that's* where mavica stashed all the photos!
📸 :heart_cyber: :computerfairies: 📂 :bunpats:

another short JS rant 

Please stop using JavaScript to reinvent CSS.

At the very least, if you've used enough CSS to change the style and color of a block of text, please go the extra baby step and give that block a decently contrasting background color in CSS as well.

furry kink and species stuff for the sole purpose of a bad joke 

😔🤚 feline taurs
😏👉 cat-bottomed girls

I made a static website generator I've been using for my website for a year and change, and finally it actually works for making new static websites now! thornton2.com/amtswg/

@natalie It takes practice. I had to practice with short take-out sticks a lot before I could be even halfway decent with longer washable sticks.

Am I the only one who eats potato chips and corn/cheese snacks from the bag with chopsticks? I like keeping my fingertips reasonably clean while snacking.

@mavica I try not to, but it seems to happen every Wednesday morning.

lewd adj 

shoutout to the time i thought that "typefucking" was when pokemon furries used type advantages to spice up BDSM

I'm shitposting in my own Makefile now. What is my life? 

#
# Useful.
#
fire:
@echo "Place the nearest Windows 7 PC in the fire pit."
@echo -n "Press [Enter] when ready to upgrade it to Windows 10. "
@read yn

I'm shitposting in my own Makefile now. What is my life? 

#
# Useful.
#
fire:
@echo "Place the nearest Windows 7 PC in the fire pit."
@echo -n "Press [Enter] when ready to upgrade it to Windows 10. "
@read yn

covid-19, face masks, rant 

I had to go to the Family Dollar for a few things. Two folks were chatting about how their relatives caught the coronavirus, & how so many of them died from it. I look, & NEITHER OF THEM ARE WEARING A MASK!

I'm here like NO SHER, SHITLOCK, I WONDER HOW THEY CAUGHT IT & DIED!

This hour-long video of random '80s CGI animations is a mesmerizing representation of my fever dreams. youtube.com/watch?v=5xwLFRdewg

So y’all were just gonna let me find out about the USPS big-tiddy Bugs Bunny stamp on my own

@compufox hard working, dedicated, and most important of all, successful fairy :3

I don't want to hear anyone say Internet help desk at a small ISP is a cushy job. Pictured: the effort this lnternet Fairy put in to giving the gift of Internet this morning.

Does anyone happen to know enough to explain this message?

VICE emulating a C64 and two 1581 drives, running GEOS 2.0 on Drive A (8) and geoWrite 2.1 on Drive B (9). I ran Configure on A & copied it to B.

I double-clicked on a geoWrite document on B and got this:

its ok yall they were just checking if cloudflare was actually cake

@XerTheSquirrel Ah. Yeah, that's trickier. I can't find anything fitting the bill short of a full-blown PBX system. :/

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