Ariel Millennium Thornton @arielmt@computerfairi.es

Documentation vs User experience.

ctrl-vvvvvvv cute

THEM: If it was important, you'd remember

ME: [has ADHD] I frequently forget that close friends of mine exist

Immoral Juice

Juice that's intentionally written twice in the JSON file

this is the most succinct response I've ever seen to the comment "but Android is Linux!!"

fake AI ethics: how can we stop the acausal robot god, who is real
real AI ethics: don't fucking make killer robots for your police department

Every year, the royal offspring chooses the tool they will focus on the next year - the needle, the pen, or the sword.
Prinx Van refused to choose. They learned magic and forged a tool capable of both sewing, writing, and cutting.
"You must still learn to use it," the Quing said.
#MicroFiction #SmallStories #TootFic

They're shutting down the #hivesocial servers for several days because the vulnerabilities are that bad 😬

I'm using Juice controls!

why call it bird site when ‘the fowl place’ is right there and a much better pun

Source: https://flic.kr/p/9B6zCt
Credit: Nickolas Titkov

When shown the huge list of operating systems curl runs on, people often ask me which is the strangest, or hardest, operating system to keep curl support for. The answer is always, and will probably always remain: Windows.

No other operating system has so many custom, special, weird and quirky ways that require special-case solutions in the code.

ME: A rawhide book for dogs.

PETCO CEO: What's it about?

ME: It's sort of a chews your own adventure.

PETCO CEO: Get out of my office.