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@mewsleah Yep. And unsurprisingly, they're using technicalities flimsier than sovcit claims to dance around the fact she was subpoenaed by name, not title, office, or capacity.

The company that - last week - accidentally published the source code of their flagship product, which was in turn discovered to be a contraption riddled with security holes and included instructions to deliberately mislead people, is telling us this week that they've got a new product that is _too good_ at finding security issues so they need to make a special secret cabal and only share it with them because it would be too dangerous to show anyone else.

This is definitely all very believable.

RE: hachyderm.io/@jenniferplusplus

more specifically, these sloperators are behaving like a protection racket. they are drowning us in slop reports, and then trying to sell us slop-based solutions to manage all of it.

There's one very important thing I would like everyone to try to remember this week, and it is that AI companies are full of shit

Only rarely do their claims actually bear scrutiny, and those are only the mildest of claims they make.

So, anthropic is claiming that their new, secret, unreleased model is hyper competent at finding computer security vulnerabilities and they're *too scared* to release it into the wild.

Except all the AI companies have been making the same hypercompetence claims about literally every avenue of knowledge work for 3+ years, and it's literally never true. So please keep in mind the highly likely possibility that this is mostly or entirely bullshit marketing meant to distract you from the absolute garbage fire that is the code base of the poster child application for "agentically" developed software

You may now resume doom scrolling. Thank you

@chirpbirb Voted 4 because I didn't see this error correction for 3, oops. URL can be whatever, even CRC-32 checksums, but the date should be somewhere on the page near the post, either above, below, or beside it.

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