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don’t forget to do this when your server is sad

I, FOR ONE, WANT TO BE PART OF THIS INESCAPABLE GRAVITY WELL OF IMMISERATION:

theonion.com/at-long-last-info

They may have networked drones and killer robots but we have trans people with ten year old ThinkPads so honestly it's not even close to a fair fight.

@th they used to have an egg vending machine in the town my parents lived in; it was purely mechanical, and declared eggs "fresh from the hen to you daily". it was called the "egg-o-mat", and [googles briefly] OH SNAP THEY RESTORED THE EGGOMAT

mrlocalhistory.org/warren-eggo

Asexual who greets their allo friends with "`Sup, fuckers."

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