@earthshine So ${boss} wants y'all to get new PCs properly Confickered before saying hi to their workstation?

re: Spam of the day 

I'm pretty sure the Mariners aren't that desperate to end their status as MLB's only team without a pennant.

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Spam of the day 

An "Account Executive" with the Seattle Mariners wants my company to advertise at T-Mobile Park & sponsor the Mariners to help us get more business.

We're a small business with only one office, in rural New Mexico.

Yeah, this a legit offer we should definitely take up. :V

I love this panel of the 737-900 safety pamphlet, which demonstrates proper procedure for how survivors should pledge fealty to
~T h e B u o y a n t C h i l d~

what's your plan for when AI collapses and you have to explain the years you spent forgetting how to program on purpose

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