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ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
ATTENTION ALL PLANETS OF THE SOLAR FEDERATION
WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL
WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL
WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL
youtube.com/watch?v=sUzAWw4qsm

Yo everyone.

Presidential alerts are written and sent by FEMA. Trump can’t directly send unblockable texts to you.

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uspol, alerts 

Ah, it *was* Dubya, but much later than I remembered. The FCC mandated it in order to comply with the WARN Act back in 2007: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wireless

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uspol, alerts 

I'm pretty sure we can thank, not Trump (hard as that may be to accept), but Dubya Bush for the unblockable Presidential Alert part of the Emergency Alerts feature.

It's been in cell phones for many, many years, and I'm certain it was part of the aftermath of That Day.

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uspol, alerts 

What I'm most impressed about, positively or negatively, is that the presidential alert test actually worked even half as well as it did. Last time they tried a national test that involved actually notifying the the public, it failed miserably.

Trump's taking the blame/credit, but he did nothing.

my birth cry will be the sound of every phone ringing in unison

i just found out you can change the kde launcher icon to anything you want

I wonder how much space I'll save by converting the WAVs to FLACs, and if the Android music player can play FLACs.

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Tired: Toaster pastries are sandwiches.

Wired: Laptop power supplies are dongles.

Inspired: Bread slices are PB&J dongles.

NSFWish (boobs) furry art 

Speaking of @Floe I'm super excited to share this new piece I got from him!!!

Look at how soft and cute she is aaaaaaaaa

You, pleading through endless tears: "You can't just point at everything and call it some kind of a dongle!"

Me, pointing at a USB flash drive: "File dongle."

You, pleading through endless tears: "You can't just point at everything and call it some kind of a dongle!"

Me, pointing at a power strip: "Electricity dongle."

Organizing cassette software in WAV files so I can load programs on stock 1981 computers from stock 2018 smartphones. Actually using them feels like using a magic fairy wand, but don't unplug the cord or you'll let out all the magic screeches.

Now I'm troubleshooting a laptop keyboard. Among the unresponsive keys: the one that gives BIOS settings access during POST.

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I can only hope to someday close nested blocks with that degree of both seriousness and frivolity.

coworker : Do you have any time to -

me : SHUT UP LET ME WORK

also me :

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