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Still looking for easy LML choices ( + ) 

Source file: 62 lines.
Output file: 5 HTML paragraphs & a poem div or table.

Times of consecutive runs:

rst2html-3.6 (py36-docutils):
0.77 real 0.68 user 0.08 sys
0.69 real 0.66 user 0.03 sys
0.69 real 0.60 user 0.08 sys
0.70 real 0.65 user 0.05 sys
0.70 real 0.63 user 0.07 sys
txt2tags (txt2tags):
0.20 real 0.18 user 0.01 sys
0.22 real 0.20 user 0.01 sys
0.22 real 0.19 user 0.03 sys
0.20 real 0.19 user 0.01 sys
0.21 real 0.18 user 0.02 sys

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retro handheld game (cw for just a bit big) 

I took the Arcade Classics Centipede box apart enough to see what's inside it. It looks like a nintendo-on-chip board with all the interface pads directly soldered to everything else.

I couldn't lift the plastic display bracket out without risking breaking the plastic frame, & I probably broke one of the frame's plastic screw threads putting it back together.

An RPi would be a tight fit, unless it's a 0 or 0W.

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lewdpol 

At last, it's erection day in Murr-ica! Unless you vored early, make sure you get out & vore today!

Not unusual: I just talked a customer through updating their computer.

Unusual: I talked them through doing it by opening a terminal window, running the command `sudo apt-get update`, & running the command `sudo apt-get upgrade`.

The maiden looked at the dragon's hoard. "It is certainly... not what I expected."
"One of a kind," the dragon said, sitting proudly on the pile of papers.
"You should organise it."
"Oh, thanks!" The dragon wrote 'organise this" on a paper and added it to the pile of to-do lists.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I'm quickly coming to understand why the dark magic arts of GNU Make, Automake, & Autoconf exist, even though what I'm compiling is markup-language code, not programming-language code. (I'm not using them or learning them, just coming to appreciate why they exist.)

I'm still alive, just racking my brain. 

What I wanted to do: Finish writing a Makefile & m4 macros for building a static website.

What I did instead: Threw away the Makefile, & wrote & debugged a shellscript doing part of the build process.

It took me most of the day to figure out that's the better way to tackle this thing anyway: Don't add a build step to the Makefile until it's actually working as intended from the shell.

espeak "I want him in the game until he dies playing. Acknowledge." --stdout | play - tempo 0.8 bend 0.1,-500,0.5 chorus 1 1.5 20 1 3 8 -s echos .7 .7 100 .5 10 0.1 reverb # Make espeak sound like a sci-fi movie villain. #tron

It's illegal as hell, but employers are so desperate to keep every penny they do it anyway. Employers can't legally get a free hour of work out of you just because your workplace changed from one time zone to another.

I can’t believe it never even occurred to me that some employers would try to use a DST change to get a free hour of labour out of their employees. reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comme

Ctrl-B :set repeat-time 1 # If you use tmux and find it annoying how it waits 1 sec for you to press an arrow again after the first time, you can reduce the repeat-time variable. This way arrow-up/down after switching panes immediately gets passed into the program (ie. less)

openssl s_client -connect smtp.example.com:25 -starttls smtp # If you used to use telnet or netcat to test protocols, but are stumped by SSL/TLS connections. Try using openssl s_client with --starttls and the name of the protocol.

Trivia: In the arcade version of Berzerk, if you leave a maze while any robots are left, the game taunts you with, "Chicken! Fight like a robot!" Do that enough times, & the game randomly replaces "intruder" & "humanoid" with "chicken" during a maze.

Before we get all 'The Sky is Falling' with Alt-Right knuckleheads migrating to specific instances that cater to them, remember:

1. The block feature actually works here and should be used liberally if you see bad faith arguers or worse.

2. Instance-level personal blocks can be executed on the web client by going to the user, opening the additional […] menu and clicking 'Hide all from this instance'.

3. Petition your local moderating team to ban and suspend instances outright. We'll listen!

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