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today is the only day you can boost this but only if you also live in purple grid world

Fifty years ago tonight, two people walked on the surface of a world not the Earth for the first time in recorded history. Dr. Carl Sagan had this to say about what that night meant: planetary.org/blogs/guest-blog

hrt 

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into some kind of cat

I'm a ✨ sparkly shellscript princess ✨ and you can be, too! Today I wrote about finding what's up on a private subnet (such as a LAN) quickly with ping. thornton2.com/unix/shellscript

It's actually quicker than nmap:
$ time nmap -T5 -sP 192.168.0.0-255
17.90 real 0.08 user 0.06 sys
$ time findip 192.168.0
0.96 real 0.00 user 0.27 sys

A RAR file, notable for being a mainly-Windows format (Winrar, anyone?), named like a gzip file, notable for being a mainly-Unix/Linux format, containing a Windows executable. That's why I think I was spear-phished by an idiot. Anyway,
VirusTotal container scan: virustotal.com/gui/file/c4254a
VirusTotal contents scan: virustotal.com/gui/file/c4b106

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I think I was just spear-phished by an idiot. A typical "DHL consignment couldn't be delivered" spam sent to my ISP's abuse desk, but the attachment was named "DHL_RECEIPT.PDF.gz". Who gzip's anything on Windows? (Does Windows even *have* gzip support?) Anyway, save & check out:

BTW, if you're bored and have a half hour, here's Berkeley Softworks' GEOS 2.0 demo disk. The demo proper has no sound, but I added a full-time sound track. youtube.com/watch?v=0ZJynzIVQG

Don't blindly believe everything you read online, tempting as that is. Do your homework first. This video series will help you do it well: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8d

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Remember the lobster from the GEOS demo? It apparently has a hidden history, only a part of which was ever revealed: "[...] been multiplying so fast we've had to build new corrals and feeding troughs just to keep up with our stock. We can't even ship them off to makret fast enough before they've gone and created more of [...]"

Fifty years ago just a few days from now, we landed people on the surface of the Moon. Now, one of the guidance computers that helped make it happen is mining bitcoin. How many hashes per second, you ask? 10.3 *seconds* per *hash.* righto.com/2019/07/bitcoin-min

My office keeps getting checks mailed from a guy named William Payment. He keeps using a shorter form of his name.

I saw someone mention using the SMPTE test pattern as a pride flag so here's an experiment:

current motto: "Everyone has a testing environment. Some people are lucky enough to have a seperate production environment."

Spotted in a Makefile, kicking myself for not putting it in mine:

# a must!
love:
@Echo "Not war, eh?"

subtoot, functional programming, ranty 

"Haskell/OCaml/some other FP meme: it is not possible to write useful programs in these languages"

Haskell: git-annex, Propellor, xmonad, pandoc, shellcheck
Clojure: Riemann, Jepsen, Datomic
Erlang: rabbitmq, SimpleDB, WhatsApp, ejabberd, CouchDB

Plenty of companies built stuff with these languages too. Just saying. Maybe you can't write useful programs in these languages. That's you. Not the language.

GEOS was already pushing the limits of what a Mac-like general purpose GUI could do on an 8-bit, but BSW's copy protection schemes very nearly ensured GEOS wouldn't outlive their exit from the Commodore market.

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