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no I won't dig up links, type "hyprland toxic" into a search engine of your choice. other parts of Wayland fucking suck too.

but speaking of fucking sucking, XLibre is a fash X server that also barely works, because the point of fash tech isn't that it works, the point is that it's metaphorically and sometimes literally a weapon. see also the defense contractor currently taking over Nix, but see also the OG fash language, Urbit, the worst functional programming language I've ever known

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why not embrace fashtech! they’ve got:
- terrible Fisher-Price CSS
- the most toxic part of the Wayland ecosystem, and that’s saying something
- the worst part of the X11 ecosystem, and that’s saying something
- suckless tools and they all fucking suck
- corporate control over the packages you wrote, for your own protection
- distributed functional programming that doesn’t function or distribute

sideloading apps onto my Apple //c (inserting a disk into the built-in floppy drive on the side of the computer)

Tonight, an era ends.

After 32 years, you can no longer try AOL dial-up for any hours free.

AOL Help, captured by the Internet Archive, 2025-09-30, "Dial-up Internet to be discontinued": web.archive.org/web/2025093023

alternate formulation: look where you're going, because you'll go where you're looking

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operating rule: you will steer towards whatever you are looking at. observe and note the hazard, then keep your eyes on the safe path.

do not stare into the void unless you wish to go there.

vibe working, lewd interpretation, nsfw@w 

The Verge, "Microsoft launches 'vibe working' in Excel and Word": theverge.com/news/787076/micro

I am disappointed that 'vibe working' doesn't mean battery-powered stealth gooning while pretending to work.

I am even more disappointed that the LLMs pretending to be AI haven't been poisoned with this interpretation.

Given how many businesses do all their stuff in Microsoft Excel, and rely on it being accurate - yeah I'm pretty sure that this actually *is* going to destroy the economy

In 1995 #IBM officially does not endorse the #internet in the #os2warp box.

This letter was included in the "bonus pack".

I like how "Adult" is capitalized.

#retrocomputing

<!--[if gte IE 5]>
<p>2000 (00) party over, oops, out of time, so tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999.</p>
<![endif]-->

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I thought I would never have to deal with CSS hacks for IE5 again, but installing Windows 98SE in a VM for vintage computing does things to a girl.

It is nice when a program's author leaves a source comment with well-wishes for future readers, and they are received almost 50 years later.

archive.org/details/dr_dobbs_j

#retrocomputing #basic

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man when people were telling me that smart TVs are a privacy nightmare, I thought that was because they recorded what you watched using their built in media-player OS.

NOPE! Apparently Roku TV's will give you popups based on what DVDs you're watching through them, because they screenshot the HDMI-in and compare it to a database.
that's a few steps creepier than I was expecting from a garden variety privacy invasion

uspol - 

A fascist state does not declare its fascism by announcing that it has become a fascist state.

A fascist state declares its fascism by announcing that antifascists are the enemies of the state.

CBS News, "Trump signs executive order calling antifa a 'domestic terrorist organization'": cbsnews.com/texas/news/trump-a

That budget Win7 PC is so budget that it has a single Allen socket cap screw (CR-V 2.5) holding on the side panel, a 2GB RAM stick, and a 1GB RAM stick.

As you could imagine, Win10 performed well enough to actually install updates when the super-cheap 3GB RAM was replaced with very affordable 8GB RAM.

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