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"But that's not precise! They'll flag people doing nothing wrong! Skilled operators won't get noticed either!"

That doesn't matter.

Are you afraid - perhaps of being wrongly targeted?

If you're afraid it's working perfectly.

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Here's how #surveillance works:

Watch what is normal to learn what is not normal.

"But my life is boring! I've nothing to hide!"

If someone sees enough of your boring days, they can easily tell when your day isn't boring to you. Perhaps because you're up to something?

If someone can learn what a boring day looks like for the typical person, they can easily spot the person not having a boring day. Perhaps that person is up to something?

What program would need such extreme witchcraft!? 

Internet Explorer 4, according to WinWorld, and I'm inclined to agree.

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You know you're getting high quality software when the installation instructions say, "First, draw a pentagram on the floor..."

If you lock an iPhone, then blast it with as many attempts as possible to unlock it unsuccessfully because you're sure it's the right code, then Apple will basically brick that iPhone, leaving you with no choice but to either get a desktop PC or go to an Apple store, nuke and pave the iPhone, and pray you didn't keep anything off of the someone-else's-computer called iCloud.

Ask me how I know.

My favorite joke to tell people who are debugging JavaScript code: "Which this is this this?"

I love how Windows 8 and 8.1 are both historical footnotes so quickly and easily forgotten that even Microsoft itself pretends they never happened.

honest to god itd be funny as shit if we abandoned win10 and 11 en masse and just went back to win7 as an F U to ms lmao

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if you can't sleep it's prolly cos you missed one of the sheep in the dream captcha

Algorithms were invented in 825 AD by scientist Mohammed Algorithm

What's the big deal? A tie is just a business attire choker anyway.... >_>

Cloudflare is a parasitic vine that has coopted the nutrient flow of its host tree, the internet.

(It's operator precedence that simple calculators are designed to ignore, which is why they answer my example with 35, while advanced calculators and machine-free math both answer with 23.)

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