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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator:

Only a fraction of people will find this funny.

tired: "I write software"

wired: "I inscribe arcane sigils into crystalline liquid to invoke modern esoteric magics built atop that of ancients"

inspired: "I boss computers around"

Remember!

If you want scalable systems, ask beings with scales to build them!

Public health isn't some privilege that successful societies get to enjoy when every other condition is met, it is the foundational condition that must be met before any society can be successful

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Sister ship Voyager 1 is currently ~23h 32m 20s of light travel time from Earth (2026:085:120000:1L)

Other countries have vending machines in public places selling coffee, drinks, food, and other useful affordable things. In America, we get pokemon card gambling boxes.

According to this bus ad, you could be on a Zoom call with a bunch of furries right now.

This is making the rounds in the meme shitpostery channels but I haven’t seen it on here and I found it really heartwarming so here
(by Horpus Corpus)

the 2032 illegal raves in abandoned data centers are going to be incredible

CODE01A.ICO - Language, Codes

...Barcode, Braille, Code, Macro, Morse

plagiarism machine (Sora app) that created videos of ignoring all copyrights including deepfakes of people is dead. It look like OpenAI is running out of money as banks don't want to fund their plagiarism machine and existing investors demanding ROI. this is so good. i hope the rest of the AI industry dies down too

xcancel.com/soraofficialapp/st

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