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Michael Bay is producing a Dora the Explorer movie. Which sounds bizarre, but consider what a producer does. Now imagine that the pitch email had an unfortunate typo that called it "Dora the Exploder" and I expect he'd be excited to support it

Three posts per kilobyte, or 2,797 posts per megabyte.

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FTP over Mastodon, 375 base64-encoded bytes at a time, in passive-aggressive mode.

According to htop, I'm using only 223 MB of RAM out of 3.88 GB, and the most memory-intensive program is the xterm I'm running htop in, weighing in at 71 MB virtual and 11 MB resident. Not bad for being on an amd64.

If I turned on hibernation, it could fit on a Zip Disk. :V
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Well, it turns out all I had to do to save the hard work put into my ~/.desklaunchrc file was neuter a single function.

Have a pair of patch files for desklaunch 1.1.8, one with debugging output on, the other with debugging output off: files.thornton2.com/packages/u

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I'm getting desklaunch and deskmenu mixed up. Note to self: See about patching desklaunch to never open ~/.desklaunchrc for writing. Why does it even need to, when its comments & readme explicitly tell users to throw a text editor at the rc?

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we are, without exception, fragile, delicate, exquisitely improbable members of a fragile, delicate, exquisitely improbable form of life.

treading lightly is rarely out of place.

I remember the age when doing this, adding between a few hundred and a few thousand kilobytes (KB), was considered reckless desktop bloat.

How far we've come, when it's not considered bloat unless it's measured in gigabytes, six orders of magnitude larger.

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Well, I suppose I could keep deskmenu for when I'm too lazy to hold down the scroll wheel, and I could also use dmenu for when I'm too lazy even to take a hand off the keyboard.

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Wait a minute. If I'm going to use wmx as my window manager, I don't really need a separate desktop menu application, no matter how lightweight.

I can put shell scripts and symlinks in ~/.wmx/ with subdirectories dictating submenu arrangement (and `ln -s .. <submenu-name>` to have a navigation aid), then middle-click-hold to access them in organized menu form! Whatever's there that has +x set gets menu-fied.

All right, practical desktop minimalism is a go!

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Oh. It does have a homepage: oroborus.org/

Interestingly enough, both the source code downloads and the changelog links are from Debian's repo.

Also, because the site hasn't been updated in almost seven years, some of the links have gone stale.

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One edit of the Makefile, and it works. And it's as destructively buggy with its rc file as I remember it being.

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Trans women gave you:
- smartphones and other mobile devices
- electronic music
- the LGBT rights movement

You gave trans women:
- underpaid porn jobs

Has anyone made a Mastodon instance for shouting where, like at dolphin.town you can only post the letter E, you can only post the letter A?

Crap, another package I want turns out to be another piece of abandonware I have to swipe from Debian: desklaunch. The Makefile is a fixer-upper, but there's only a single C file to compile, and the manpage was written by a Debian maintainer, not the author.

Oops. xcal's today pane is the upper-left square. The other two squares are xclock and xload.

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