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Even if I did trust you as much as I trust my OS package manager, I can't trust that it will always be the real you on the other end of my link to you, and it's possible for an attacker to trick curl into giving one script to less and another script to bash. web.archive.org/web/2024022819 Why set yourself up as a huge target like this?

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With all the talk recently about making various forms of code safety national priorities, why in the world does any major compiler promoting built-in code safety features still think the official way to install it should be the anything but safe code delivery method curl-pipe-shell?

Nvidia CEO mistakes hallucinogenic computers for actual intelligence, says "AI" will take over coding, so kids shouldn't bother learning to code. tomshardware.com/tech-industry

Has this billionaire idiot ever written so much as a "hello world" program that compiled & didn't segfault?

Do colleges teach source code version control & configuration change management in their computer programming courses?

When I went through college, all I got was a half-day lecture, half-day lab, & no test of any kind, on RCS. I may be old, but this was still recent enough that all the cool FOSS kids adopted Git & forgot the BitKeeper fiasco.

The problem with the American lunar lander is that Americans are culturally inclined to tip

re: Unix/GNU shitpost 

(In reality, `info ascii` just steals the `man ascii` output and gives it to you in GNU Info's too-special hypertext browser instead of a normal pager like `more`, `less`, or `most`.)

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Unix/GNU shitpost 

The difference in documentation quality:

`man ascii` gives you a single text file from section 7 of all the ASCII 7-bit codes, organized in easy tables by octal, hex, decimal, & binary values. Printing it is 3 pages.

`info ascii` gives you a book helpfully divided into 20 chapters of 12 sections each in an unique hypertext interface that, if marshaled into a printable form, yields a college textbook tome that still doesn't tell you what you need because it's buried.
:V

programmers are always posting like "worked on tracking down an issue with a Flurble deployment for twelve hours. the problem wasn't in Flurble at all - it was in the Gumbies install. It turns out if you install Gumbies 3.0 over Gumbies 2.7 and don't do a cache flush on all the client spiders they'll get stuck in the crystal maze." then you look up Gumbies and the site is one of those scroll scroll scroll types with one sentence per page, like

"GUMBIES is a lean, expressive sharding sandcube for testing and deploying large scale Woodchips playgrounds.

GUMBIES automates and streamlines away watersliding phases, meaning your team can get right to the chipping.

See why Microsoft, OpenAI and Bloingo have embraced GUMBIES in their Woodchips workflows."

and you get to the bottom and you're like I want this I guess but I still don't know what it is

Got around to making an actual reference sheet for our favorite linux fox (at least, for how I draw her~)
#xenia #art #furry #furryart

If I can't repair it, I'm putting it in a glass case with the last dated page it ever printed, for display in a museum. What a tank of a soho consumer electronics device!

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