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The Onion via YouTube, "White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off" [1:58]: youtube.com/watch?v=kkt-s39bwW

You've heard of depth-first search, you've heard of breadth-first search, now get ready for: ADHD search, where you pick the next node based entirely on where your dopamine-starved neurons tell you to check (may be a node you've already searched. just in case.)

Will we ever know if Dijkstra's seminal CACM letter came about after seeing the label "Hell" in a spaghetti code program riddled with goto statements? And was that code written by William Hell Sr.?

i,j,k-coordinates were invented by Edsger Dijkstra to help people remember how to spell his name

Passwords expire so often in corporate settings because passwords are not shelf-stable.

Passwords should be refrigerated after opening. If kept refrigerated in an airtight container, a password will last up to two weeks longer.

Follow me for more #InfoSec tips!

i had a dream where entities from fedi got together to make a web browser and called it puppysurf, and the icon is a puppygirl in a bikini on a surf board

@gildilinie they also:

- vociferously and continuously protected and HOSTED terrorist site KF
- have since founding hosted DESIGNATED terrorist orgs like Daesh and the Taliban
- continue to provide services to explicit Nazi sites
- actively doxx anyone who complains about Nazi sites, to those site owners
- still employ Joe Sullivan as their Chief Security Officer, a convicted felon who covered up numerous security breaches resulting in identity thefts at Uber

this might be a good time to remind everyone that Cloudflare management is friends with famous imprisoned nazi hacker Weev

If you’re wondering why half the internet broke tonight for a short period, TCS accidentally hijacked Cloudflare.

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