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The Commonwealth of Independent States (The CIS)

The Treaty Republics of Autonomous Networked States (The TRANS)

I don't have much reason to believe folks are downgrading from 10 to 7, but a few of my customers have stubbornly hung on to the win7 PCs, & I know a few have talked about getting their win7 PCs out of storage when win10 EOS arrives.

But I am absolutely giggling at the thought of Windows 10 users reacting to the EOS news by universally saying fuck it and going back to 7.

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Usually, the most impressive competitor to a Microsoft product is the most recent prior version of that same Microsoft product.

Windows 10 is still the biggest competitor to Windows 11 in raw numbers, but I'm pretty certain this is the first time in Microsoft's history that its most impressive competitor was the *FOURTH* most recent prior version, Windows 7.

That makes surprising sense to me, because 7 was current when Steve Ballmer bonged an iPhone and saw Windows 8 in that high.

Microsoft attempting to force people to switch from Windows 10 to Windows 11 has somehow resulted in a 10% increase in the market share of Windows 7 windowscentral.com/microsoft/w

It took me so long, but finally I figured it out.

Windows is not user friendly.
Commercially backed Linux distros are not user friendly.
Modern applications are not user friendly.
Modern web-apps are not user friendly.

They're all user *hostile*, all by choice, most with active foresight.

The difference is they're all *novice* friendly.

They're designed for novices, & they force their would-be experienced users to stay novices with each upgrade, update, & A/B feature rollout.

I love updates. I love having to relearn half my workflows. I love hunting through seven entirely new submenus to figure out where to re-disable telemetry and LLM features. I love getting used to a slightly worse UI. I love being unable to look up any problems because features are getting A/B tested. I love having to do this every three to six weeks until I die.

no I won't dig up links, type "hyprland toxic" into a search engine of your choice. other parts of Wayland fucking suck too.

but speaking of fucking sucking, XLibre is a fash X server that also barely works, because the point of fash tech isn't that it works, the point is that it's metaphorically and sometimes literally a weapon. see also the defense contractor currently taking over Nix, but see also the OG fash language, Urbit, the worst functional programming language I've ever known

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why not embrace fashtech! they’ve got:
- terrible Fisher-Price CSS
- the most toxic part of the Wayland ecosystem, and that’s saying something
- the worst part of the X11 ecosystem, and that’s saying something
- suckless tools and they all fucking suck
- corporate control over the packages you wrote, for your own protection
- distributed functional programming that doesn’t function or distribute

sideloading apps onto my Apple //c (inserting a disk into the built-in floppy drive on the side of the computer)

Tonight, an era ends.

After 32 years, you can no longer try AOL dial-up for any hours free.

AOL Help, captured by the Internet Archive, 2025-09-30, "Dial-up Internet to be discontinued": web.archive.org/web/2025093023

alternate formulation: look where you're going, because you'll go where you're looking

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operating rule: you will steer towards whatever you are looking at. observe and note the hazard, then keep your eyes on the safe path.

do not stare into the void unless you wish to go there.

vibe working, lewd interpretation, nsfw@w 

The Verge, "Microsoft launches 'vibe working' in Excel and Word": theverge.com/news/787076/micro

I am disappointed that 'vibe working' doesn't mean battery-powered stealth gooning while pretending to work.

I am even more disappointed that the LLMs pretending to be AI haven't been poisoned with this interpretation.

Given how many businesses do all their stuff in Microsoft Excel, and rely on it being accurate - yeah I'm pretty sure that this actually *is* going to destroy the economy

In 1995 #IBM officially does not endorse the #internet in the #os2warp box.

This letter was included in the "bonus pack".

I like how "Adult" is capitalized.

#retrocomputing

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