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Don't go looking for this guy - for your own sake. He's probably not real and he wants to convert you to fascism. It's a waste of time and energy. I share his toots so you can see how this works.

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Had a reply guy (possible bot) on here try to get me with a fascist talking point that really makes my blood boil.

PSA: if someone is trying to convince you that democracies are bad and what you really want is a 'republic', that's a fascist.

Republics and democracies are not mutually exclusive.

Made a post on Tumblr about this, 'cause I see this shit way too much these days: tumblr.com/rhube/8128056921876

finally, Wendell Berry's standards for technological innovation--truly as relevant now as they were in 1987 #othernetworks

@Netraven

- major web service providers generally sign agreements with their largest customers to provide "five nines" of uptime: 99.999%.

- Github, one of the most important pieces of infrastructure for computer programming in general, has been getting increasingly unstable over the last several months.

- Github's own official downtime tracker is extremely, uh, conservative, because the more they officially acknowledge as downtime, the more trouble they're in with major customers. But even by their rosiest estimates, they've lost several nines

- This third party tracker concludes that Github has dropped below 90%, that is to say, to zero nines, for the last 90 days. Note that this is counting any big observable problem as downtime, even if the entire site isn't completely dead.

INTERCAL: We have keywords like PLEASE and IGNORE because we think it's funny

Anthropic: We have PLEASE and IGNORE *baked into our source-code* because we have no fucking idea how this thing works

ai slop sucks! but don't worry, this machine, which we're making out of slop, and which we're feeding lots of slop into, definitely won't produce more slop. i am the chief innovation officer

MikroTik is on the fediverse, and they posted an AI slop image as a cute photo.

(If it isn't slop, then that's the weirdest rack shelf I've ever seen.)

So Anthropic employees are using Claude Code to contribute AI-generated code to open source repositories and hiding the fact using their own internal “undercover mode”.

Totally trustworthy people.

#AI #Anthropic #ClaudeCode #subterfuge

IBM's new Cloud SaaS is perfect for growing organizations that don't have space for their own Model 83 and are tired of sorting decks by hand. Simply send your punch cards to the Sorting Service via the post and receive it back within one week, sorted on the EBCIDIC column of your choosing. Upgrade to the multipass RADIX plan to sort on multiple columns!

Somebody would like you to know he's decided April 1 is for goofing around, not playing pranks. You're more than welcome to join him.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #FediCats #AprilFools

Happy "techbros and incels try to monetize comedy without understanding it" day to all who celebrate

RE: bsd.network/@ed1conf/116329887

Despite being conceived and released as an April Fools joke, "Ed Mastery" is arguably and seriously the best comprehensive guide to using ed(1) to its fullest potential. After reading the book, the standard text editor *will* become one of your go-to editors.

On this day 8 years ago, @mwl released "Ed Mastery" to much lamentation rejoicing.

:flan_cheer:

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