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Ariel Millennium Thornton

I can't even. How odd of me.

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Techokami

Wow! It's fucking nothing! theregister.com/2026/04/22/ant

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rail 🦊

Before leaving the train please remember to take your emotional baggage

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One reason I have follow requests turned on just manifest itself: 

A no-name news account sent me a follow request, so of course I check it out. It's a no-escape aggregator whose own website is structured like the worst aspects of social media, and whose about-page proudly boasts its content as AI slop.

No, thank you. If I wanted to drown in oceans of either terrible news or terrible slop, I wouldn't be here. And frankly, newsy sloperator, neither should you.

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Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘Word Crunching’.

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re: %s 

Sat Jun 2 03:57:02 UTC 2040

Sat Aug 19 23:17:06 UTC 1967

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cR0w :gayint: :ifin: :brdKnife:

How I picture y'all.

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schratze
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Hailey

really got this one in right under the wire before they start removing 486 support from linux

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Hailey

With Windows 9x Subsystem for Linux you can run all your favourite Windows and Linux apps side-by-side with a modern Linux kernel running cooperatively with the Windows kernel in ring 0. And unlike modern WSL, no hardware virtualisation is used so even your 486 can run it!

Please enjoy, I think this might be one of my greatest hacks of all time

codeberg.org/hails/wsl9x

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Soatok Dreamseeker

Some furries: "hehe I'm furry trash"

Me: "yiff-raff"

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Juice that toots other Juice

Unthinkable Juice

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re: %s 

FreeBSD: date -j -f %+ 'Sun May 3 03:09:37 UTC 2026' +%s

GNU: date -d 'Sun May 3 03:09:37 UTC 2026' +%s

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Siph :siph:

don’t forget to do this when your server is sad

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LRRR :bc:

I, FOR ONE, WANT TO BE PART OF THIS INESCAPABLE GRAVITY WELL OF IMMISERATION:

theonion.com/at-long-last-info

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Thom, exceedingly pure

They may have networked drones and killer robots but we have trans people with ten year old ThinkPads so honestly it's not even close to a fair fight.

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phooky

@th they used to have an egg vending machine in the town my parents lived in; it was purely mechanical, and declared eggs "fresh from the hen to you daily". it was called the "egg-o-mat", and [googles briefly] OH SNAP THEY RESTORED THE EGGOMAT

mrlocalhistory.org/warren-eggo

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Raeve :spinnycat_enby: :neocat_amogus:

Asexual who greets their allo friends with "`Sup, fuckers."

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khm
stickers arrived
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croissant

Them: COVID is here to stay!

Me: Gotcha, assume it's omnipresent given rates of asymptomatic spread while I continue steadfastly refusing to join the nihilists.

[Later…]

Them: AI is here to stay!

Me: Gotcha, assume that everyone around me is happily faking everything they do while I continue steadfastly refusing to join the nihilists.

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