Listening to the Wii and DSi shop themes and just thinking about the fact that tech used to be fun. It had charm, personality. Nowadays, it's all just sterile. Bring back those Windows 98 Plus! themes. Bring back ambient noises on console home screens. Bring back skeuomorphism. I haven't been excited about technology since 2015. Make me care again.

Or, you know, shove another unnecessary LLM into your product and further turn me off. Might as well.