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Genshin Impact 

ALKDJFIOWSJEFKM KAEYA GOT GROUNDED AFKOSDJE

Genshin v2.6 

Venti making himself at home in a box of wine? Checks out.

I did a half-assed rendering of it. I'm not good enough at this kind of art to really do it any sort of justice, but I think it gets the point across.

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Lewd shit from the spam folder 

Oh, shit! I always wanted a 13 inch long dick! Tell me more!

Okay, well, that's not true, but gods are these emails fun. I'm glad I'm finally getting them (again).

Blood (mine, again) 

Yep, doing this again. And you (probably) should too!

Genshin Impact 

So, I figured that Watatsumi and its history might be based off the Ainu people. Like, I'll be honest, I don't know enough about Ainu history or the Ainu language to say one way or the other, but it would make sense to have the kinda separate but related people to your Japan analogue the Ainu (iirc what little I know of the Ainu). But you're telling me they're actually fucking GREECE?! GREECE?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Breaking news:
If you want your mark of the beast, you'll need to move to the USA to be eligible

Been a while since I decided to toy with one of these. Wonder if I'll get anything fun back...

HOLY SHIT RFC 6350 IS BEAUTIFUL. RFC 6350 defines the vCard format, and check out these examples for GENDER! "it's complicated" with no marker. I love it.

Here, have a cute selfie of me

(image content warning: selfie (duh), eye contact)

technology being stupid, mention of racists 

Jesus FUCK, DDG! All I wanted was a t-shirt for a delightfully 90's game! Why the fuck would you think I wanted the KKK?! At least ebay was reasonable when they suggested "flax shirt" instead of "klax shirt"! Jesus fuck!

I found this slice of wood while on a bike ride earlier. I thought it was nifty, so I kept it. It is indeed, pretty nifty. I dropped it on the way to where I was going, but I was able to find it on the way back.

Oh, and in case you were curious, much like my Windows 11 leak VM, this VM is also not safe for work.

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