Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Um...I think I broke it...

Spintos

They SPEEEEN!

Like, look at this! Like, fuck. Why do I even bother trying to be funny. I clearly peaked back in third grade in that regard

Found the file used on the CD itself, I guess

OwO? What is this?

COMES WITH MOTHERFUCKING PINBALL, THOUGH!!!

It comes with Internet Explorer 4.0 Platform Preview. All of this definitely screams "Beta that ended up at Goodwill somehow".

AHAHA, I've done it! I've successfully installed Windows NT Version 5.0! No. Not Windows 2000. Windows NT Version 5.0. Check. It. Out:

Okay, VMWare Player works. We might be getting somewhere.

Okay, so using Virtualbox fixes the crashes but now I'm stuck here

Oh.

For the first time ever...
I will experience...
WINDOWS NT 5.0

(Hopefully)

I got my pride flags in

Here's the CD if you're curious

Sayu is a whole-ass mood

ALKDJFIOWSJEFKM KAEYA GOT GROUNDED AFKOSDJE

Venti making himself at home in a box of wine? Checks out.

I did a half-assed rendering of it. I'm not good enough at this kind of art to really do it any sort of justice, but I think it gets the point across.

Oh, shit! I always wanted a 13 inch long dick! Tell me more!

Okay, well, that's not true, but gods are these emails fun. I'm glad I'm finally getting them (again).

Yep, doing this again. And you (probably) should too!