Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Not gonna lie, wiggly "You'll never be bored again" really makes this banner insisting I sign up more ominous than anything. Is this a threat?

Ah, yes. Topical estrogen, or as I like to call it

There are 3 imposters among us

You ever get the feeling you're being watched?

...

So, I've unlocked a new bit of Sucrose's story, and, uh...

Ahem, apparently, she stalked a child for a month and then had this note in her final report on the matter of inquiry. Sucrose, sweetie, what the everloving fuck is wrong with you?!

Let's go! S1, baby! That's the first time I've ever managed to get past grade 1. I'm pretty proud of that!

I drew some pride artwork! It's me in all my queer fuckin' glory!

I...uh...also forgot to draw the glasses. Oh well. Too late now...ehe~

(image CW: eye contact)

Um...I think I broke it...

Spintos

They SPEEEEN!

Like, look at this! Like, fuck. Why do I even bother trying to be funny. I clearly peaked back in third grade in that regard

Found the file used on the CD itself, I guess

OwO? What is this?

COMES WITH MOTHERFUCKING PINBALL, THOUGH!!!

It comes with Internet Explorer 4.0 Platform Preview. All of this definitely screams "Beta that ended up at Goodwill somehow".

AHAHA, I've done it! I've successfully installed Windows NT Version 5.0! No. Not Windows 2000. Windows NT Version 5.0. Check. It. Out:

Okay, VMWare Player works. We might be getting somewhere.

Okay, so using Virtualbox fixes the crashes but now I'm stuck here

Oh.

For the first time ever...
I will experience...
WINDOWS NT 5.0

(Hopefully)

I got my pride flags in