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angry, gender shit 

You know one reason I really fucking hate the “i was always [my gender], and here’s all the tells from when I was a kid”

No. Fuck that. I was a girl when I got in trouble on the playground for wresting too hard with the boys. I was a girl when I played in 95% boy sports. I was a girl when I wanted to play Pokémon with my boy friends I was a girl when I played league and got called names and demeaned and not wanted because I was a girl. None of this had anything to do with my gender, and cis girls can and do do all this shit. I’m not a girl anymore, but I’m not a man, I will never be a man, and I was never a man. I like the masc aesthetic, and that’s it. I am masc non-binary. And I was a girl who liked boy shit.

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broke: i was always nonbinary
woke: i used to be a boy but i got better
bespoke: The Very Concept Of Codified Arbitrary Genders Chains Society To Capitalist Reactionary Ideology

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The gender of the day is an outraged demon on a boat in international waters.

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kicking ass is actually a pretty bad fighting technique

Lewd, Headcanon based off Smash 4 voice lines 

Male Robin, in addition to being a twink, is an incredibly obedient sub. You don't even have to be a good dom(me). He'll still throw himself at your feet and beg to serve you. Female Robin, on the other hand, is, despite first looks, an incredibly brutal domme.

Does anything in Fire Emblem support this? Don't know. Never played the games. But, uh, it sounds right to me!

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life hack:

you can just say "websearch" instead of "google"

there is more than one search engine

don't internalize the brands' language

So many food companies target the "anything non-natural will kill you" audience with stuff like "ALL NATURAL". When are they gonna also target people like me, who would see something like synthetic peppercorns and go "That sounds awesome!" and buy it? Like, do I need peppercorns? No. But they're synthetic! How the fuck do they make synthetic peppercorns?!

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@mavica what, you mean you *don't* just lazily take the insecure route and set everything up through the sql root user? /s

lewd shitpost 

Bukkake, but instead of cum from cocks, it's water from pitchers

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Dogwhistles 

"Canceldon", along with "Cancel Culture", is a fucking dogwhistle used by people who don't like seeing consequences for being a cockend to marginalised folk. :blobupsidedown:

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Please, if someone tells you "don't call me dude", first of all, don't answer "but dude is unisex".

And, then, don't answer me, who tells you "dude is unisex" is not something I want to hear when being called a dude, that.. "but, you know, dude is unisex" a fucking second time.

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Visual programming, runes 

I kinda want to build a visual programming language based on runes and diagrams.

If my software doesn't look like an occult summoning circle so detailed and intricate that it can't be rendered on a 4K screen without zooming, is it really software?

#CrazyIdea

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USpol, leftism pol 

The brief growth and then smothering of queer culture and artistic scenes in interwar Berlin is a good argument that we should ignore the liberal advice of retreating to the "safety" of cosmopolitan city centers as the US descends into fascism, and should instead establish ourselves in defensible rural areas and collect a lot of guns. Hypothetically.

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