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Reminder that you can call out sick for the #ClimateStrike if you don't have the necessary backup in your workplace or community. You can even say you have the flu or sprained a joint to be out for most or all of the week, if you think you could get away with that - but if you only have one day, make it the 20th

Whether or not you can get out of work, you should avoid spending money or generating income throughout the week. Turn on adblock if you don't have it already, beef up your tracking protection, and avoid sites that'll harvest and sell your data

And if you have to work, you can also sabotage - do your work more slowly, less productively, or with a lower quality. Take a few extra minutes on breaks, spend more time in the bathroom, if you're in food service or similar pile the plates up as high as possible. Give out discounts and refunds, "forget" to scan things, etc. Anything you can do to put sand in the gears of the economy

We're in this together, y'all ✊

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my deepest and most heartfelt respect still goes out to sluts and only sluts

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People whose identities are exclusive to their own cultures are 💯!

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I'm a gender anarchist. Tear down all social stigmas and let people perform gender as they see fit.

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shitpost about culturally gendered body parts, non-binary joke 

existence of "moobs" ("men's boobs") surely implies existence of "woobs" ("women's boobs") which means that what I have can only reasonably be described as "noobs" ("non-binary boobs")

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I mean, dusty tomes of forgotten lore? man pages

eldritch abominations that must be placated? social media algorithms

bizarre chanting? SUDO APT UPDATE SUDO APT UPGRADE

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Clarke's Third Law states that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

I'd argue we've got to that point now and so instead of "person who knows a bit about tech" I am in fact a witch

"Til now"

I mean, it only took a couple of minutes, BUT STILL!

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I just realized that the last thing I boosted said DANKness and not DARKness.

I don't regret my decision to boost. I'm just concerned over the fact I missed this until now.

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we've never seen dankness levels like this

(96%) ■■■■■■■■■□

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free post for anyone with a squirrel fursona 

🎶 uptown squirrel
she's been living in an uptown world 🎶

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reddit 

When I have notes/mentions on here, tumblr, etc: Oh yay! Maybe it's someone cool.

When I get messages on reddit: Oh yay! Maybe I'll learn a new slur from some fucking assclown.

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broke: getting strong to be healthy

woke: getting strong to lift girls

bespoke: getting strong to intimidate nazis

baroque: getting strong to film a threatening antifa themed pole dancing routine

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mh (-) 

Sometimes, I go quiet, whether on here or in real life. Sometimes, this is because I genuinely have nothing to say. A lot of the time, it's because I'm too scared to say anything, for one reason or another, particularly when it comes to real life. Even when what I have to say is important in some way, my anxiety issues its veto.

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today's bad idea: applying SI prefixes to money

"this candy bar is 2/1€, or 500m€ each"
"i wanted a new computer, but at a price of 2 kilodollars I think i might prefer a used one"
"sony has annual profits of multiple terayen"

I think that I have found quite possibly the best description of enbies ever:
> enby has no rules.

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