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cannibalism 

Although preservation is a necessary condition of eating someone who died centuries ago, could a European of this time period eat human jerky made from a recently hanged person and not feel any guilt?

Hm...was the cannibalism/not cannibalism distinction religious? Could a Christian eat a non-Christian? Something something eucharist

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cannibalism 

Europeans used to consume Egyptian mummies as medicine. During the same period they were actively doing this, they would frequently accuse indigenous peoples of cannibalism.

Why did they not consider mummy consumption cannibalism? Was it only cannibalism if the person being eaten had been alive recently? Was it about race? How does that relate to Europeans pretending that ancient Egyptians, who they were eating, were white? Or was it because mummies were preserved and not fresh?

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Transphobia/TERF bullshit 

Glad that one of the first things I got to see this morning was an article bitching about trans women competing in women's sports. Even better when they're referred to not as a trans woman but a, and I quote, "biological male". /s

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Broke: "Name a Star" scams 🙄
Bespoke: "Name a Theorem" scams 🤩

For just 20$, you, too, can have the fact that such-and-such random function is commutative be named after yourself, your partner, your fursona or whatever you want!
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Hacking into your friends computer and communicating to them through cryptic 'wall' messages pretending to be increasingly personal error codes.
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Boost if:
- You're gay
- I'm gay
- We're all gay

Nobody will know which one (all three)

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opens fox muzzle, emits surprisingly normal fox noises with nothing weird about it

dallas tornado warning 

@starfall Yikes. Sounds like y'all are getting it quite a bit worse over in Dallas than we did in Arlington. Stay safe over there

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demon porn opportunities for you!!! 

y'all i just backed the heck out of this, and you're as funny for baphomet as i assume you are, you probably wanna take a look

kickstarter.com/projects/87873

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$ md5sum -c mavica.md5
mavica.bot: OK

yep, just as I expected, incontrovertible proof that the @mavica is valid as hell

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Gentle reminder to not shorten polyamorous to 'poly' because that's the term Polynesian people use for themselves! Use polyam instead so Polynesians get to keep their word. ☺️

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"Give a man a program, frustrate him for a day.
Teach a man to program, frustrate him for a lifetime."
source: people.inf.elte.hu/mykeesg/ind

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