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ableism, child abuse 

absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying

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pol 

Reminder: The vast majority of "political issues" are questions of whether people should get to live decent lives *or even exist at all*. Many should not even be questions.

If you think LGBT people don't have a right to exist, fuck off.

If you think bosses should have unlimited power over workers, fuck off.

If you think rich folk should be allowed to destroy the planet, fuck off

These are a small sampling of "issues" that we shouldn't be debating. If you think we should be, fuck off.

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Sex PSA, condoms 

If a penis-wielder tells you they can't wear a condom because it's too tight...
*stretches condom dramatically over large wooden object*
...then believe them and try out different brands and sizes to find one that fits better. After all, unlike this large wooden object, your partner has a constriction-prone vascular system!

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i wonder if there are digital storage mediums one could feasibly manufacture locally

like, could you make a tape drive and some tape at home? (with some relatively widely available equipment)

i guess one could always just make a tape puncher and paper is easy enough to make, but what about higher density, rewritable, and random-access tech?

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What if we put The Kroz Protagonist's head on top of Frisk's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

re: nsfw (this toot isn't actually nsfw), ec 

Incidentally, here's a picture I did of Fenris, in case you wanna know what he looks like

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nsfw 

Bored, I've decided to try this "No Nut Narrator" thing. In today's entry, Fenris learns that his self-control isn't as good as he thought...

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bitching about ISPs 

THESE ARE LITERALLY MY ONLY OPTIONS FOR INTERNET PROVIDERS. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

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bitching about ISPs 

SPECTRUM HAS RAISED MY BILL UP TO $75 A MONTH AND I ONLY GET 10 Mbps DOWN OUT OF THE *200* I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING. AT&T IS $50 A MONTH AND THAT'S FOR 10 Mbps DOWN WITH A 1 TB DATA CAP. WHAT THE UTTER FUCK?!

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mh, meds (~) 

So, the more I think on it, the more likely it seems that I'm bipolar II. The weird thing is that, in being treated for major depressive disorder, I'm possibly being treated for undiagnosed bipolar II. Like, I'm on a mood stabilizer (lithium), an antipsychotic (seroquel), and an antidepressant (effexor). If I were diagnosed with bipolar tomorrow, my meds literally wouldn't change.

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coworker 1: "is manjaro good?"

coworker 2: "yeah its basically arch, but stuff is preconfigured and better tested"

me: "yep. all the good parts of arch, but it doesn't break constantly. pretty good overall. but..."

*holds up netbsd mug*

"have you heard of our lord and savior, netbsd?"

Halloween, tales from PHP 

I walked in to PHP today and found out the nurses decided to have some candy out for us. I ended up spending the day taking from the basket here and there, then just stuffed one of my pockets full of candy before I left.

Halloween selfie, ec 

It's unfortunately a bit cold for the short shorts, but, otherwise, my Arcade Ahri costume came out swimmingly!

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??? 

Incidentally, also in "what the utter fuck, brain?" territory is that that was a hypothetical I started thinking on in the first place. I have no plans on doing this. I have no reason to do this. Why the utter fuck did my brain decide it was an interesting hypothetical?

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??? 

Me: Let's see...I wonder if there's some way to fake being a nurse to prescribe myself meds?

My brain: Interesting idea. Let's formulate an entire plan that involves creating a whole new fake identity and going to medical school and becoming a doctor under that identity, spending thousands upon thousands of dollars in the process, all to try and prescribe myself maybe $50 worth of drugs! How does that sound?

Me: What the utter FUCK, brain?

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