I hate that my first thought upon muting someone is "I should also subtoot them." No, me. You should not. Remove them from your timeline and move on with your life. There is no need to do something so toxic.

(This, ofc, isn't to say all subtoots are toxic. But sometimes, it's just uncalled for. Sometimes, it's okay to just mute and move on. You don't have to call out every little thing.)

**Aura V.** · Jan 07, 2020, 15:40

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**🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞** @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space · Jan 07, 2020, 15:40

Jan 07, 2020, 15:40

🔞🥛 ⚣~ boiToy ~⚢🥛🔞 @InTheLandOfTheRisingSun@awoo.space

Tired: a straw has 2 holes
Wired: a straw has 1 hole
Hired: a straw has 0 holes because it's made of a rolled piece of plastic which at no point has a hole punched in it

**Aura V.** · Jan 07, 2020, 02:30

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**Velvet Silmeria!Mánibranðr** @FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space · Jan 07, 2020, 02:30

Jan 07, 2020, 02:30

Velvet Silmeria!Mánibranðr @FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space

Contrapoints drama, more breadtubers going mask-off

Oh GOD so this was what he had been up to lately? (He deleted this tweet)

Seriously, fuck hbomberguy. He's dead to me.

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**Aura V.** · Jan 07, 2020, 00:10

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**Every time we fuck, we win** @AudreyJune@radical.town · Jan 07, 2020, 00:10

Jan 07, 2020, 00:10

Every time we fuck, we win @AudreyJune@radical.town

Si eres nuevo en Fediverse y buscas difundir tu opresión hacia las personas trans y odias bajo una máscara de feminismo falso y trolling de preocupaciones, te puedo asegurar que rechazaremos en cada oportunidad. No hay un cuarto aquí para ese tipo de comportamiento y usted no es bienvenido.
Este es un espacio de inclusión, pero eso no significa que toleraremos su intolerancia.

Piérdete y no vuelvas.

**Aura V.** · Jan 06, 2020, 23:59

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**Sam the Octopus** @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 23:59

Jan 06, 2020, 23:59

Sam the Octopus @troubleMoney@computerfairi.es

OFFICIAL STATEMENT
FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION

trebuchet terfs into the sun

**Aura V.** · Jan 06, 2020, 23:54

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**Velvet Silmeria!Mánibranðr** @FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space · Jan 06, 2020, 23:54

Jan 06, 2020, 23:54

Velvet Silmeria!Mánibranðr @FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space

I say Trans Rights!

Also, I don't need your permission to exist!

**Aura V.** · Jan 06, 2020, 23:45

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**Emily, née Eve** @kelbesque@onster.farm · Jan 06, 2020, 23:45

Jan 06, 2020, 23:45

Emily, née Eve @kelbesque@onster.farm

@autistikai Hey, I'm really sorry to "well, actually" this post but Judaism says that it is not only encouraged but mandatory to break religious law, including kashrut, if it is necessary to preserve one's own life. For instance, it is against Jewish law to starve rather than eat pork.

From this we can conclude that it is actually INCUMBENT upon Jews to eat the rich.

**Aura V.** · Jan 06, 2020, 23:41

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**Χίμαιρα corvids** @autistikai@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 23:41

Jan 06, 2020, 23:41

Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

jews muslims
🤝
not eating the rich because eating pigs isn’t kosher/halal

**Aura V.** · Jan 06, 2020, 23:39

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**Velvet Silmeria!Mánibranðr** @FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space · Jan 06, 2020, 23:39

Jan 06, 2020, 23:39

Velvet Silmeria!Mánibranðr @FreyaManibrandr@awoo.space

Violence, venting about transphobes

Death to TERFs and Transphobes, IDGAF about your hand-wringing about politeness. You act transphobic in my presence, I will beat you until the transphobic noises stop.

You SHOULD fear us.

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 19:37

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 19:37

Jan 06, 2020, 19:37

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

I forgot that keygen music was a thing. I was very surprised when keygen music started playing. This is my life right now.

**Aura V.** · Jan 06, 2020, 17:32

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**thorned** @thorned@monsterpit.net · Jan 06, 2020, 17:32

Jan 06, 2020, 17:32

thorned @thorned@monsterpit.net

proposing a national holiday where we all take a half day, go home and have an orgasm and a nap

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 03:55

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 03:55

Jan 06, 2020, 03:55

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Ph (+)

So, a while ago, I posted about how my new glasses would hopefully help with the migraines. Good news! They have! The migraines aren't really a thing anymore! Woo!

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 00:22

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 00:22

Jan 06, 2020, 00:22

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

inanity

Here's what it actually looks like. Hopefully you find it as hilarious as I did

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**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 00:11

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 06, 2020, 00:11

Jan 06, 2020, 00:11

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

inanity

Me playing with WWE 2011: Yes, let's create a story. Yes, let's have Rey Mysterio coming out. Yes, let's have *THE BIG SHOW* fall onto him. Yes, let's have The Big Show's theme.
Final Result:
*Rey starts coming out* WEEELLLLLLL, IT'S *TBS starts falling* THE BIG SHOW.
*TBS lands with a hard smack. The music promptly cuts out.*
*Cue hysterical laughter from me*

**Aura V.** · Jan 05, 2020, 18:03

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**KITTEN.EXE** @netkitty@cybre.space · Jan 05, 2020, 18:03

Jan 05, 2020, 18:03

KITTEN.EXE @netkitty@cybre.space

being smol and soft will not stop me!!

**Aura V.** · Jan 05, 2020, 07:15

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**Ellie** @noelle@elekk.xyz · Jan 05, 2020, 07:15

Jan 05, 2020, 07:15

Ellie @noelle@elekk.xyz

did u know: @mavica is cute!

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 05, 2020, 02:07

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 05, 2020, 02:07

Jan 05, 2020, 02:07

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

uspol, war (though not necessarily Iran related)

You know what's fucked up? Folks who weren't old enough to vote in a presidential election can be drafted to fight in a war by a president they couldn't (and might not have) vote for. Like, I was just barely too young to vote in 2016, but now, theoretically, I could be drafted to serve in a war started by a president I couldn't vote against. Quite frankly, I find that to be rather fucked up.

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 05, 2020, 01:04

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 05, 2020, 01:04

Jan 05, 2020, 01:04

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

No context (but kinda has context now)

"Life's good when you're AN ANIME FAN ON a TV that looks like a really bad drawing of a fish."

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**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 05, 2020, 01:01

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 05, 2020, 01:01

Jan 05, 2020, 01:01

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Context

There are a lot of these kinds of mashups with the bad drawing of a fish quote written along the side of my notes from that day. I found that *really* funny. (I still kinda find it funny.)

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**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 05, 2020, 01:00

**Aura V.** @auravulpes@computerfairi.es · Jan 05, 2020, 01:00

Jan 05, 2020, 01:00

Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Context

In physics 1, my professor drew a fish on the board and said "Here's a really bad drawing of a fish." My brain immediately went to combining it with a bunch of clips Jim Sterling liked to use (and combine in weird ways). You might recognize "Here's a TV that looks like an apple," and "MAKE THE BAD GUYS CRY LIKE AN ANIME FAN ON PROM NIGHT." I don't know how the "Life's good when you're a" quote ends, but that was another one.

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