Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Using the image description for a joke is all well and good, but not when you omit describing the image. Either describe the image then make your joke or vice versa, but don't just make your joke without describing the image

(And, of course, do describe your images. It's useful for those using screen readers, as well as those who can't load (or won't load) images for whatever reason)

Questionable idea of the day: plugging your anti-static wristband into the ground of a (properly grounded) electrical outlet

I'd like y'all to know that I now just randomly nya when I get up or otherwise exert minor effort. I'm not quite sure whose fault this is, but I'm gonna blame it on a sizable portion of y'all.

@fribbledom Dave just *thinks* I wouldn't name my cat "cat", but that's because he's never met Gato and he (unfortunately) will never get to meet Tiny Cat.

Your fist and my soft, unguarded belly

A bit of a throwback for ya. Here's a picture of me on my first day of uni! The week before, mom had sent me a picture of my sister on her first day of senior year dabbing, and I figured I'd return the favour. Yep, others dress nice for their first day, I send mom a picture of me dabbing. Good stuff.

(img cw: old memes)

Fuck demons

You may be free to draw women however you like, but I am just as free to criticize you, or make fun of you for thinking boob socks are a sexy and/or legitimate design decision.

And no. It's not blue balls. Like I said, it's kinda been an issue for two years now. It's not just blue balls.

I need to make an appointment with the health clinic tomorrow over my balls. There's this dull, kinda blue ballsy pain that is, at best, annoying, and at worst a bad sign. Honestly, it's a thing that's kinda been around for two and a half years now, and I've been meaning to go in for that long. It's basically doing something I've been putting off.

Update: It's not as scary as I thought. It feels good, but I'm gonna need to play around it bit to figure out how best to use it.

And before anyone says anything. I know, I know. Only use stuff with a flared base in your bum. I was young, stupid, and trying to get myself off while I was in the shower before mom could find out, okay? It was there, it had a motor, and I wanted to try it. That was years ago, and it's behind me.

So, uh, I have my vibrating buttplug now and, honestly, I'm kinda scared to try it. Sizewise, it's not too bad. Certainly smaller than the shaft on the smaller of my two dildos, and I can take that no problem, so, it should be fine in that regard. I'm just worried about what's gonna happen when I click the little button on bottom. It's pretty strong (certainly stronger than the toothbrushes I've tried using in the past). That's gonna be...an experience, to say the least.

So, you may remember I was struggling to decide whether to masturbate the other day because, well, vibrator in the mail. Well, last night, I decided "Fuck it" and had a quick session.

Guess who's vibrator is out for delivery today?

Yep. Figures the day after I decide to do that it'd get here.

(Well, presumably it'll get here. I hope it does.)

@gcupc@glitch.social I, uh, think someone should probably call the SCP foundation...

Maybe this is why I became so depressed last semester: I was studying thermodynamics and statistical mechanics.