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Come to think of it, I wonder if part of the shipping cost is normally subsumed into the cost of the flag. So, like, part of the $30 the flags normally cost is subsidizing shipping, but, since they're currently free, they need you to pay for the full shipping cost? It still doesn't explain why shipping is $31, but it might explain why it might be higher than if the flags weren't free (which I don't know if it is or not)

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For further proof of what I'm saying, here's the checkout screen. $30.95 for standard shipping, which they say is ~18-24 days. Note, same zip code as I put for the ship to on the USPS website. 76010. So, where are you and what service are you using? Because it would seem you're not in Seattle using USPS.

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And, in case you're curious about my $21 two-day shipping claim, here's the rates from the USPS website. 30 lbs package shipped from Seattle, WA to Arlington, TX is $21.10 for Priority Mail 2-Day Large Flat Rate. So, yeah. I'm pretty sure three flags wouldn't need that much. So, probably not using USPS, I would guess. I'm not sure where they're based, so USPS mightn't be an option for them.

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subtoot? 

And let me emphasize that, again, this is still about as much as one of the flags I'm looking at costs normally, but still.

And to clarify "as much as one costs normally", pridepalace.lgbt is giving away free pride flags. Normally, they're $30. But right now, they're free. But shipping costs $31 to get the three I want shipped to me, so I can afford it, unfortunately. I'm rather curious as to why shipping for those flags costs so much

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subtoot? 

I can't complain too much because this is still only as much as one of the flags costs normally, but where the hell are you located that it costs *$31* to ship three flags to somewhere in the US?! I mean, for fuck's sake, USPS can do *2 day shipping* w/ a large flat rate box for $21! Where are you shipping from and what service are you using that it'll take a few weeks and still cost that much?!

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Also, use Javascript only if your site needs something that can't be done with HTML5 and CSS.
#MakeJavascriptOptional!

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context 

It was from my quantum mechanics notes. We'd talked about how everything experiences quantum effects, but the bigger the object, the shorter its wavelength, and the harder those effects become to observe

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"Can I diffract a human?"
"Google: how to make human beam"

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uspol, voting theory, jurisprudence, abstract 

If we've decided that time is convertible into money, and voting as it's currently implemented is something of a tax on time, does that mean that we effectively still have a poll tax?

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christianity, bdsm 

friendly reminder that since crucifixion at the time was typically done using an X-shaped structure, the historically accurate way to represent jesus' death is using st andrew's cross

re: So, I tried downloading a dating/meetup app 

@KitRedgrave I mean, that's the best case scenario. Worst case, we don't hit it off. But, anxiety has decided to be problematic this afternoon, so those are hard to believe and all that jazz

So, I tried downloading a dating/meetup app 

I mean, step 3 was mildly scary. Step 4 is difficult just for finding people nearby and not on the other fucking side of the state (which, in Texas, is a very long ways). Step 6 is...well, you know...

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So, I tried downloading a dating/meetup app 

Step 1: Get app. Okay.
Step 2: Create account. Okay.
Step 3: Create profile w/ picture. ...Okay.
Step 4: Find someone you like. Okay...ish
Step 5: Wait for them to return the gesture. Okay.
Step 6: Message them. ...
...
...
What.

I have not figured out what's past step 6.

"Alright, stop!"
*Rocket crashes into ground and explodes*
"Well, that's *technically* stopping!"

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Is there any greater feeling than seeing a 15 clue on a 15x15 picross grid and just being able to hold the button down and just... draw that bigass line filling that entire row or column in one?

...

why yes. Being able to do that over multiple lines at once :3

Re: mild silliness 

To be fair, this is stuff you should know, but it's okay if you don't. You can find info on this stuff elsewhere, unlike, say, what "fractela" or "mh" are. You'll learn those over time.

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Mild silliness 

Of course, you're also expected to know the standard set of text abbreviations (e.g. imo, fwiw), queer terms (including the rare ones), technology terms (you did do the training course, right?), and politics terms (like the difference between a demsoc and a socdem).

All of this knowledge should be found in the introductory textbook that your instance's admin will be sending you. If it hasn't arrived in 3 to 5 weeks, please call 1 555-555-4429 for assistance.

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