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@monorail I had the same thing happen to me, but instead of a YouTube video it was the first day of an introductory class on partial differential equations. Let's just say I'm dropping that class for a reason...

@pandentia Things might end up differently for you (as makes psychiatric meds difficult), but if it makes you feel better about trying an antidepressant, I'm on an antidepressant, lithium, and an antipsychotic, and my system's still here, so you *should* be fine

When the characters in a game all have sexy outfits and the game dev thinks to add flavour text to the loading screen that reads "How old are the girls? You are asking too many questions," that's, uh, very not good. Especially when one of the characters' default is "schoolgirl". Like, what can I say but yikes.

Today I learned why vanilla extract (or, at least, walmart's vanilla extract) tastes so god damned awful: It's 41% alcohol! There's as much alcohol in the bottle I bought as there was in the small bottle of whiskey I got for christmas! And, ofc, I don't know about you, but I *hate* the taste of alcohol. That whiskey? Disgusting. So, yeah. There you go.

ngl, I just saw the spanish description of the Cherry 7-up I've got in my fridge and, for a short second, went "Wait. *Beer* flavour?!"

(If you're unaware: cherry is cereza, beer is cer*v*eza)

I'm awful

No, my dear Jeremiah, I've been transitioning!

Yes, after a long while, I've spent time hacking my 3DS to change my mayor's name and gender! I may not be able to join y'all in the newest Animal Crossing, but at least I can now comfortably play acnl!

So, I figured I'd play some Banished. I just finished playing - my entire town died. You know why? Everyone fucking *froze to death* because *my gods damned woodcutter wouldn't do his fucking job*. Thanks, Firmann, you fucking piece of shit. Everyone died and it's all your fault.

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Related: "We crucified him the second time."

"Listen, don't worry about the logistics of a third coming of Jesus."

@IceWolf I mean, I have honestly had to stop myself from boosting posts just because I liked someone's display name. So, yeah, such a feature mightn't make sense, but it'd be nice

Especially given that I was naked at the time, and only put on some underpants to put him outside

*shitless, not shirtless, though I'm leaving that as I find it amusing

I just found a smol snek in my bathroom! Ngl, I was incredibly scared. You'd think 14 years of living in rural Texas would have prepared me for this, but nope. I was still scared shirtless every time it moved. I did manage to catch it and put it outside, though. Snek friend has been released into the world.

Honestly, I don't know what kind of snake it was. If I knew it wasn't poisonous, I probably would have just picked the smol boi up and pit him outside. But, copperheads exist 😬