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Genshin Impact 

Paimon, did you seriously just say there was a bromance developing between Thoma and Itto?

Okay, I wasted another 2 USD on a standard space coke and, uh...

At least it doesn't have the bitter aftertaste??? I mean, it kinda does, but nowhere near as bad as the zero one. It's still got that cloyingly sweet faux bubblegum flavour though. Would not recommend.

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Genshin Impact 

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things that should be in minecraft 

  • petting animals
  • headpatting players !!!
  • plushies (of any animal)
  • being able to carry any animal around with you in a bucket
  • ability to leash any animal
  • ability to protect animals from damage
  • ability to princess carry fellow players
  • ability to sleep at night without skipping the night in the process (the player character needs sleep!!)
  • ability to sleep in beds on the side (it's uncanny how the player character always sleeps on their back)
  • replace water with estrogen

Apparently, I got the space coke zero. I'll have to get back to you on normal space coke.

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'bout to do a short test stream over at twitch.tv/auravulpes

Feel free to join, though when I say short, I do mean short.

Genshin v2.6 

Paimon, the dumbass got blackout drunk in a crate of wine. Why are you surprised he lost something important?!

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Genshin v2.6 

Venti making himself at home in a box of wine? Checks out.

Decided to buy one of those space-flavoured sodas™️​ while picking up my prescription earlier and, uh...

Gotta say, real brave of the Coca-Cola Corporation to make a soda that tastes like that shitty """bubblegum-flavoured""" medicine we'd get as kids.

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congratulations, you've won 6 quadrillion pichu plushies

you are required to accept them

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every site that asks you to turn off your ad blocker is desperate as shit, because CPM ads pay like crap, and you're not going to get a click on a CPC ad from someone who usually blocks them

you understand how much of a difference adblockers make for advertisers and agencies because of how much they campaign against it (as in not at all)

like one of the biggest advertising companies also happen to own the browser with the biggest marketshare do not forbid adblocking extensions

Genshin impact v2.6 (spoilers!!!) 

"It's just a massive hivemind of Katheryne!"

I did a half-assed rendering of it. I'm not good enough at this kind of art to really do it any sort of justice, but I think it gets the point across.

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I had a dream "last night" that I won a foot race and as I was coming in on the last lap, while I was doing the whole "holy shit, I won" thing, I started glowing trans pride colors and breathed a plume of pride colored fire up like some kind of pride dragon. It was pretty cool

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Pol, med 

Incidentally, don't worry about me. I think the neck fuckery was just from how I slept and nothing has cropped up thus far to suggest my concerns were valid. I'm keeping an eye on it, but thus far, if it is meningitis, as I said, it's a mild viral case that'll resolve itself as viral cases tend to. But, depending on how I'm feeling tomorrow, I may be a little more forceful about seeking care. We'll see, but I should be fine.

5/5

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Pol, med 

Sometimes, nothing's wrong. That concussion turned out to not be that bad. This whole thing could just be a mild flu or something. Allergies and weather, even. But it'd be better if I could see a doctor and confirm that, instead of having to pray it's going to be fine. So, yeah. Another way expensive healthcare kills: pricing you out of catching things before they get bad.

4/EOT

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Pol, med 

This is far from the first time cost has put me off preventative diagnostics. I once had a concussion. I tried to get a walk-in with my uni's (free) clinic, but couldn't because they were closing. I was told to go to urgent care. In the end, because of cost, I basically just hoped it'd be fine. But I still remember leaving my apartment unlocked in case they came for cleaning inspections and I'd died in my sleep. 3/

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