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Pol, med 

If it is something worse, though, by the time we'd be able to justify those costs, I'd be in a pretty bad shape. So if it isn't something that resolves itself... this delay could kill me. 2/

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Pol, med 

Ways expensive healthcare kills people:
I currently don't feel the best. In particular, I might have the flu. But when I woke up this morning, my neck felt kinda fucky and I experience a few waves of nausea that nearly made me throw up. Yep, I was concerned about meningitis. But we can't afford an urgent care or ER visit, so, as it stands, we're basically stuck praying it's either flu or a very mild viral meningitis that goes away on its own. 1/

Lewd shit from the spam folder 

@socks yeah, this is the first I've gotten in a while. Normally, I just get the Nigerian prince type spam

Lewd shit from the spam folder 

Oh, shit! I always wanted a 13 inch long dick! Tell me more!

Okay, well, that's not true, but gods are these emails fun. I'm glad I'm finally getting them (again).

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Yo, tagging a thing "meta" and talking about it with hushed vague references like "the event" does not help with people opting out with mutes, informing people what's going on, or helping people not in the know learn of things that may impact them

It also causes a bunch of anxiety for people who may not even be involved or able to take action, floods the timeline with vague shit that can only be opted out of with massive wide-sweeping mutes, and can cause confusing if two "meta" events are going on at once.

Please for the love of god stop.

Re: Blood (mine, again) 

As a fun fact, I tried to give on Friday but they couldn't find my midline vein. Apparently, in the meantime, I was hyped up to one of the phlebotomists as being quite the challenge. I was not that much of a challenge, but my midline vein is pretty tricky.

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RT @aquinton@twitter.com

pov: your werewolf developer friend is reviewing your pull request while you watch through a Gameboy camera t.co/j2bu0cK0Y5

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/aquinton/status/15

Blood (mine, again) 

Yep, doing this again. And you (probably) should too!

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Controversial hot take 

Computers are good

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@goaty Fast food working conditions, obviously not. But I do love me some mcdonalds fries, so, yeah. Fast food can stay. Just, ya know, treat the workers right

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April Fool's PSA:

Almost all April Fool's gags end up unfunny, unintentionally hurtful, or at best horribly awkward.

The reason we celebrate the funny ones like "Corn Hub" is *because* genuinely good ones are so rare.

Whatever you're thinking of, it's definitely going to be in the former category.

Genshin Impact 

THEY'RE NOT EVEN ON THE SAME SIDE OF THE FUCKING PLANET!! Like, make them Korea, make them Vietnam, make them Taiwan. Hell, make them western Russians for all I care. But GREECE?! Jesus fuck.

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Genshin Impact 

Listen. I know I just admitted I know little about the Ainu language, but I do know shit about Greek, and I'm much more confident in calling Spartacus and Chthonios Greek than I am Ainu.

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Genshin Impact 

So, I figured that Watatsumi and its history might be based off the Ainu people. Like, I'll be honest, I don't know enough about Ainu history or the Ainu language to say one way or the other, but it would make sense to have the kinda separate but related people to your Japan analogue the Ainu (iirc what little I know of the Ainu). But you're telling me they're actually fucking GREECE?! GREECE?! WHAT THE FUCK?!

This concludes the highlights of our little road trip. Enjoy.

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