Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

@KindlyWizard@strangeobject.space Does it work? Of course not. Did I always try it anyways? Yeah...

You know, actually, if you were to come up with the ability to go back in time, you could really have some fun by going back in time, killing, say, Andrew Jackson, then going forward well past any human lifetime and getting yourself thrown in jail for assassinating a president over 100 years prior. (Well, I say "fun". You'd be stuck in jail for assassinating a president. But it would make a fun story in a history book.)

Okay, so I did some looking and it turns out there is no statute of limitations on presidential assassination, so if you were actually the one on the grassy knoll, I'd maybe keep that fact quiet and just keep pretending it was Oswald.

"I mean, I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations for the assassination of John F. Kennedy has already passed, so..."

aminal 🐾​

I should point out that this is very much a unique thing. None of the others advertise working on AIX. A few say Linux, but none say AIX. Why is this available on AIX? Which hospital (system) are they advertising towards?

I was looking through a lab magazine's comparison of lab information systems and, uh, was not expecting to find this:

"This isn't my dick"

@Mebhy At first, I was a bit confused. Then I noticed the keyboard. Oh dear.

@daviddd@tech.lgbt Because these people don't realize it's possible to mod a 3DS without Pokémon Picross (It's almost like they haven't checked https://3ds.hacks.guide before making such absurd claims.)

"Well, okay, you can shit at work but you'll have to use the patient restroom that we disabled the lock on."

"Sorry, you're no longer allowed to shit at work. You've exceeded the radiation dose limit for the year."

So, I'm enjoying my stint here at the cancer center and all, the patients are nice and all that fun stuff, but, like, did they have to put the staff bathroom right next to the X-ray room?! Every time I hear the noise it makes, I start to wonder just how much of a dose of radiation I'm getting. Who'd have thought I'd need a dosimeter just to use the restroom...