Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

Or, honestly, any of Snapcube's Sonic fandubs

Honestly, if you want a surefire way to get me to fav and boost your toot, just quote Eggman's monologue from the Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story Real-time Fandub

*Dumps water on self*
"I am so wet right now, babe."

I saw a sign on the way to the store today that said "Never forget". What am I not supposed to be forgetting? I forgot already.

"My root beer jizzed on me!"

@MrControll@sunbeam.city Yeah, that's about my experience.

"Hey, you remember Such-and-Such?"
"No."
"No? They're related to So-and-so."
"Who's that?"
"You don't remember So-and-so? You were in kindergarden with them."
"Oh, you mean that kid who I only know of because they were there long enough to get their picture in the yearbook?"
"Yeah, them! Anyways, so..."

And then my mom continues to talk about Such-and-such as if I have *any* idea who the fuck she's talking about

Wow. I spent less than 10 seconds trying to work out before ending up injuring my ankle. It's not gonna keep me out of commission for too long, but it was enough to put trying to exercise today on pause.

Gods, help me. I found a USB dot matrix printer that I'm pretty sure will work with my laptop for $109 on ebay.

I WANT IT SO BADLY, BUT I CAN'T AFFORD IT!

I must resist the temptation...