Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

- Scare me with an unexpected knock at the door
- Remind me how bad a limp handshake feels
- Give me oreos (but, like, the thin ones)
Overall: Net neutral, leaning negative

@ky0ko Fair. That is one of the things I find annoying about FreeBSD

@ky0ko All that and you...*don't* already use NetBSD on everything? Colour me surprised

@ky0ko Do it! Join us in the GLORIOUS LAND OF BSD!

I know I'm a day late, but never forget that *18* years later, security still hasn't gone back to normal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyzd_a6vLWY

Or, honestly, any of Snapcube's Sonic fandubs

Honestly, if you want a surefire way to get me to fav and boost your toot, just quote Eggman's monologue from the Sonic Adventure 2 Dark Story Real-time Fandub

*Dumps water on self*
"I am so wet right now, babe."

I saw a sign on the way to the store today that said "Never forget". What am I not supposed to be forgetting? I forgot already.

"My root beer jizzed on me!"

@MrControll@sunbeam.city Yeah, that's about my experience.

"Hey, you remember Such-and-Such?"
"No."
"No? They're related to So-and-so."
"Who's that?"
"You don't remember So-and-so? You were in kindergarden with them."
"Oh, you mean that kid who I only know of because they were there long enough to get their picture in the yearbook?"
"Yeah, them! Anyways, so..."

And then my mom continues to talk about Such-and-such as if I have *any* idea who the fuck she's talking about