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vitriol 

Dear software developers:

If you ever do this bullshit, I will hunt you down and gouge your eyes and cut your hands off so you can't ever fucking develop software again.

Lots of hate,

A pissed off linux user

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Genshin 3.1 (Spoilers!) 

I'm glad this game is pioneering the new realm of riveting wind dialogue. I look forward to seeing this thrilling writing in other games

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Genshin 3.1 (Spoilers!), kink?!?!? 

Oh gods, she really has discovered that she has a degradation kink, hasn't she?

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Genshin 3.1 (Spoilers!) 

And Haypasia's fallen for him. Oh gods.

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Genshin 3.1 (Spoilers!) 

Great, we get to play therapist for Mr. Mommy Issues. Wonderful.

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Service toot to all fellow bisexuals :bisexual_flag: :pansexual_flag: :

Please be reminded that you are under a status effect of high visibility today. Vanishing spells will likely fizzle and stealth checks have disadvantage. Take care.

#BiVisibilityDay

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Monster Hunter: Isn't this gigantic bat dragon with red eyes terrifying. Don't you wanna run away
Me: Nargacuga fluffy. Gonna hug

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neurodiversity, snark 

"Autistic people are so literal!"

The alternative is non-literal, which is a blend of fanciful stories, double-speak, illusions, self-deception, and untruths, among other things.

Doesn't sound so great when it's spelled out, does it?

I made a TAS. It's a stupid joke TAS, but it's still a TAS. Here it is:

youtu.be/XpIiOiot4B4

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Oblique reference, joke 

1 November, 1932: emus are classified "least concern"

2 November, 1932: emus are classified "near threatened" by the IUCN

11 December, 1932: emus are classified "least concern" by the IUCN

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drugs interactions info 

if you ever asked yourself "can I take these together" or if you're on medication (ssri, tramadol), here's a tool to help you avoid harmful interactions:

https://combo.tripsit.me/

stay safe πŸ’œ
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uspol, I guess????? 

Happy 9/11 to those who celebrate. Did you know someone took a Metal Slug GBC port and made it about 9/11? Here:

youtube.com/watch?v=MQOMkyXMfs

Lewd? 

Mom, speculating on ways to get money: "OnlyFans?"

Me:"I should just make a living selling furry porn!"

Mom left at that moment.

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The danger is in a particular location...it increases towards a center...the center of danger is here...of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as
it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation
of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you
substantially disturb this place physically.
This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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This place is a message...and part of a
system of messages...pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture.
This place is not a place of honor...no
highly esteemed deed is commemorated here
...nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.
This message is a warning about danger.

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