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politics, old people 

Gods, help me. The local news is talking about political stuffs and my grandfather is in the room. Please keep hom quiet. Please keep him quiet. Please please pleeeeaaaaase fucking keep him quiet.

Bitching about Super Mario World 

How the fuck did Tubular make it past play testing?

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Oh, I'm sorry.

I overestimated.

It's half a percent.

Wtf is wrong with these nonprofits?!

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Nonprofits encouraging people to scab for Amazon, so they can get that sweet, sweet 1% or whatever of every Prime Day purchase donated to their dusty coffers.

I'm not like other girls 

Other girls: Eat reasonable, if unhealthy food.

Me: Drives up to a chicken place and asks for "two dozen rolls and nothing else" with the intent to consume all of them by myself.

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Bitching about computer nerd stuff 

Fuck the GNU Project. Just...fuck it. Fuck it to hell and back.

Turns out, setting the `POSIXLY_CORRECT` environment variable causes things to break, meaning that the GNU Project is doing things so far from standards, I literally *have* to use their fucking software on my Arch system, whether I like it or not.

Thanks, guys. I'm glad you're freeing me from the tyranny of not being able to control my own computer. You're doing a great job. /s

US Politics snark 

Don't get me wrong, there are some left-leaning trends in the Democratic Party, thanks to the Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezes and Bernie Sanderses of the party, but, for the most part, fuck 'em.

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US Politics snark 

The Democratic Party is basically just Rich, Old White Guy Cirlejerk...Now with added women!

Leftist mocking CNN Ad 

(Gods, I'm so sick of seeing this fucking CNN Apple/Banana commercial.)

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Leftist mocking CNN Ad 

This is the system. Some people may try to tell you a Trump-Russia connection exists. They may yell "Trump-Russia, Trump-Russia, Trump-Russia". They may put in all caps "TRUMP-RUSSIA SMOKING GUN". You may even begin to believe that a Trump-Russia connection exists. But whether it exists doesn't matter. This...is the liberal media thinking Trump is an outlier and not the system working as intended.

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4 July 

hey how we all gonna celebrate the anniversary of two days after a bunch of colonial landowners formally declared that they were gonna go on plundering America without giving their king a cut of the proceeds

Window manager rabbithole 

There's also the risk that I do both. Honestly, I feel like the rabbitholes might merge at somepoint. At any rate, things aren't looking good for me.

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Window manager rabbithole 

The other day, I found myself tempted by the allures of Window Maker. I ended up biting the bullet and downloading it. I don't know why, but I really like the aesthetic. It's so pretty. Anyways, so, long story short, I find myself torn between going so deep down the customisation rabbithole that I never return or going so deep down the loving old interfaces rabbithole that I can never use a modern system again.

First toot! Quick, think of something good!

Uh...

3?

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