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Bored, I've decided to try this "No Nut Narrator" thing. In today's entry, Fenris learns that his self-control isn't as good as he thought...

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bitching about ISPs 

THESE ARE LITERALLY MY ONLY OPTIONS FOR INTERNET PROVIDERS. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

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bitching about ISPs 

SPECTRUM HAS RAISED MY BILL UP TO $75 A MONTH AND I ONLY GET 10 Mbps DOWN OUT OF THE *200* I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING. AT&T IS $50 A MONTH AND THAT'S FOR 10 Mbps DOWN WITH A 1 TB DATA CAP. WHAT THE UTTER FUCK?!

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mh, meds (~) 

So, the more I think on it, the more likely it seems that I'm bipolar II. The weird thing is that, in being treated for major depressive disorder, I'm possibly being treated for undiagnosed bipolar II. Like, I'm on a mood stabilizer (lithium), an antipsychotic (seroquel), and an antidepressant (effexor). If I were diagnosed with bipolar tomorrow, my meds literally wouldn't change.

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coworker 1: "is manjaro good?"

coworker 2: "yeah its basically arch, but stuff is preconfigured and better tested"

me: "yep. all the good parts of arch, but it doesn't break constantly. pretty good overall. but..."

*holds up netbsd mug*

"have you heard of our lord and savior, netbsd?"

Halloween, tales from PHP 

I walked in to PHP today and found out the nurses decided to have some candy out for us. I ended up spending the day taking from the basket here and there, then just stuffed one of my pockets full of candy before I left.

Halloween selfie, ec 

It's unfortunately a bit cold for the short shorts, but, otherwise, my Arcade Ahri costume came out swimmingly!

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??? 

Incidentally, also in "what the utter fuck, brain?" territory is that that was a hypothetical I started thinking on in the first place. I have no plans on doing this. I have no reason to do this. Why the utter fuck did my brain decide it was an interesting hypothetical?

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Me: Let's see...I wonder if there's some way to fake being a nurse to prescribe myself meds?

My brain: Interesting idea. Let's formulate an entire plan that involves creating a whole new fake identity and going to medical school and becoming a doctor under that identity, spending thousands upon thousands of dollars in the process, all to try and prescribe myself maybe $50 worth of drugs! How does that sound?

Me: What the utter FUCK, brain?

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"I've blocked all the people who won't forgive my racist friend!!!!"

Thats not a good look.

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??? 

whatever matches your impedance
whatever resonates at your frequency
whatever crimps your cable
whatever gets your gain

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whatever floats your boat
whatever lofts your payload
whatever burns in your engine
whatever cooks your soup
whatever powers your computer
whatever lays your ghost to rest

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- arch users
- debian users
- fedora users
- ubuntu users
- windows users

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using the arch wiki

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Librarians? Heroes
EMTs? Heroes
Sewage Workers? Heroes and also probably invincible.
Pretty much the entire postal system? Heroes, and also probably wizards.

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