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What if we put a sea horse's head on top of Scooby Doo's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

note to self: install some form of linux on surface this weekend

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Upside: I found the stylus to my Surface Pro!
Downside: Apparently, MS decided to remove the sketchpad from the ink workspace and replace it with an app that requires you to sign in. whyyyyyy tho?????

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What if we put A sandwich on top of a robot skeleton's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

"ok boomer" discourse 

I don't know if they got this from someone else, but this take from someone in one of the discord guilds I'm in is quite possibly one of the best takes on "ok boomer" there is.

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Misgendering trans people's isn't politically incorrect it's grammatically incorrect

Friendly reminder: it's good to be assertive, but it's not good to be aggressive, and there's a not-so-fine line between assertive and aggressive, and you cross that line (nay, yeet yourself deep into aggressive territory) the moment you decide other people's boundaries don't matter. Assertiveness is a good thing, but assertive people also take others into account and try very hard to not cross others' boundaries. Be assertive, not aggressive.

nsfw 

The perils of being a big-dick foxgirl: standing in front of condoms in the store awkwardly as you remember you need to be conscious of condom size

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What if we put Commander Keen's head on top of Scooby Doo's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

my sexual orientation is simple: I see foxgirl, I become attracted to foxgirl. sure, there are others I may be attracted to, but why would I bother with them when foxgirls?

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Props to trans folks for destroying god. Y'all don't get enough credit for that

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ableism, child abuse 

absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying

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pol 

Reminder: The vast majority of "political issues" are questions of whether people should get to live decent lives *or even exist at all*. Many should not even be questions.

If you think LGBT people don't have a right to exist, fuck off.

If you think bosses should have unlimited power over workers, fuck off.

If you think rich folk should be allowed to destroy the planet, fuck off

These are a small sampling of "issues" that we shouldn't be debating. If you think we should be, fuck off.

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Sex PSA, condoms 

If a penis-wielder tells you they can't wear a condom because it's too tight...
*stretches condom dramatically over large wooden object*
...then believe them and try out different brands and sizes to find one that fits better. After all, unlike this large wooden object, your partner has a constriction-prone vascular system!

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i wonder if there are digital storage mediums one could feasibly manufacture locally

like, could you make a tape drive and some tape at home? (with some relatively widely available equipment)

i guess one could always just make a tape puncher and paper is easy enough to make, but what about higher density, rewritable, and random-access tech?

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What if we put The Kroz Protagonist's head on top of Frisk's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

re: nsfw (this toot isn't actually nsfw), ec 

Incidentally, here's a picture I did of Fenris, in case you wanna know what he looks like

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