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@autistikai Hey, I'm really sorry to "well, actually" this post but Judaism says that it is not only encouraged but mandatory to break religious law, including kashrut, if it is necessary to preserve one's own life. For instance, it is against Jewish law to starve rather than eat pork.

From this we can conclude that it is actually INCUMBENT upon Jews to eat the rich.

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jews muslims
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not eating the rich because eating pigs isn’t kosher/halal

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Violence, venting about transphobes 

Death to TERFs and Transphobes, IDGAF about your hand-wringing about politeness. You act transphobic in my presence, I will beat you until the transphobic noises stop.

You SHOULD fear us.

I forgot that keygen music was a thing. I was very surprised when keygen music started playing. This is my life right now.

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proposing a national holiday where we all take a half day, go home and have an orgasm and a nap

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So, a while ago, I posted about how my new glasses would hopefully help with the migraines. Good news! They have! The migraines aren't really a thing anymore! Woo!

inanity 

Here's what it actually looks like. Hopefully you find it as hilarious as I did

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Me playing with WWE 2011: Yes, let's create a story. Yes, let's have Rey Mysterio coming out. Yes, let's have *THE BIG SHOW* fall onto him. Yes, let's have The Big Show's theme.
Final Result:
*Rey starts coming out* WEEELLLLLLL, IT'S *TBS starts falling* THE BIG SHOW.
*TBS lands with a hard smack. The music promptly cuts out.*
*Cue hysterical laughter from me*

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uspol, war (though not necessarily Iran related) 

You know what's fucked up? Folks who weren't old enough to vote in a presidential election can be drafted to fight in a war by a president they couldn't (and might not have) vote for. Like, I was just barely too young to vote in 2016, but now, theoretically, I could be drafted to serve in a war started by a president I couldn't vote against. Quite frankly, I find that to be rather fucked up.

No context (but kinda has context now) 

"Life's good when you're AN ANIME FAN ON a TV that looks like a really bad drawing of a fish."

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There are a lot of these kinds of mashups with the bad drawing of a fish quote written along the side of my notes from that day. I found that *really* funny. (I still kinda find it funny.)

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In physics 1, my professor drew a fish on the board and said "Here's a really bad drawing of a fish." My brain immediately went to combining it with a bunch of clips Jim Sterling liked to use (and combine in weird ways). You might recognize "Here's a TV that looks like an apple," and "MAKE THE BAD GUYS CRY LIKE AN ANIME FAN ON PROM NIGHT." I don't know how the "Life's good when you're a" quote ends, but that was another one.

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"Life's good when you're a really bad drawing of a TV that looks like AN ANIME FAN ON PROM NIGHT"

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Bird Site; Might Be NSFW 

Listen, I dislike religion but anytime you get a movement that is "Atheism for Atheism's Sake" it tends to become reactionary and just as dogmatic as the Religious people they oppose.

RT @SuckOpinion@twitter.com

We need an aggressive Left wing Atheist movement that's unapologetic in its approach.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you are struggling with your transition I highly recommend the vague but great advice of “Just try things.”

Do lots of different things and take stock of how you feel. And then do more things. Listen to yourself. Trust your own psychological and emotional responses. Some things won’t work, they won’t work at all. Stop doing those things

And when you find things you like, do them more. Find more things that give you that positive feeling.

Just, don’t ever give up doing shit.

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CW Meta 

I find it especially interesting that we were raised in a culture that normalized content warnings in the form of things like the ESRB or the PEGI ratings system, and yet mock and demonize leftist spaces for doing content warnings too. Maybe it's because the way we do it encourages people to think of other folks who might be harmed in unforseen ways, and you can't have that in "normal" society because there's no money in it?

What this mockery really is is white colonialism manifesting in the form of neurotypical chauvinism.

IDK, just do content warnings, it's healthy for your soul and healthy for the community.

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