Aura V. @auravulpes@computerfairi.es

"Is my name Inigo Montoya? 'cause it looks like you killed my father"

Obviously something needs to be done about these big internet conglomerates, but nationalizing ain't it, chief.

If you were (or still are) worried about Trump creating a Muslim database, you should be *very* firmly against nationalizing companies like Google. There are more examples that smarter folx than I could come up with, but, we'll just start with that

Nationalizing Google/Amazon/whatever won't fix their many, many issues. It'll just make it easier for the US govt. to exploit them for their own nefarious purposes

Using the image description for a joke is all well and good, but not when you omit describing the image. Either describe the image then make your joke or vice versa, but don't just make your joke without describing the image

(And, of course, do describe your images. It's useful for those using screen readers, as well as those who can't load (or won't load) images for whatever reason)

Questionable idea of the day: plugging your anti-static wristband into the ground of a (properly grounded) electrical outlet

I'd like y'all to know that I now just randomly nya when I get up or otherwise exert minor effort. I'm not quite sure whose fault this is, but I'm gonna blame it on a sizable portion of y'all.

Your fist and my soft, unguarded belly

A bit of a throwback for ya. Here's a picture of me on my first day of uni! The week before, mom had sent me a picture of my sister on her first day of senior year dabbing, and I figured I'd return the favour. Yep, others dress nice for their first day, I send mom a picture of me dabbing. Good stuff.

(img cw: old memes)

Fuck demons

You may be free to draw women however you like, but I am just as free to criticize you, or make fun of you for thinking boob socks are a sexy and/or legitimate design decision.

And no. It's not blue balls. Like I said, it's kinda been an issue for two years now. It's not just blue balls.

I need to make an appointment with the health clinic tomorrow over my balls. There's this dull, kinda blue ballsy pain that is, at best, annoying, and at worst a bad sign. Honestly, it's a thing that's kinda been around for two and a half years now, and I've been meaning to go in for that long. It's basically doing something I've been putting off.

Update: It's not as scary as I thought. It feels good, but I'm gonna need to play around it bit to figure out how best to use it.