Show newer

kinda -, re: stuff from my daily life, jobs, gender 

I expect these jobs to go the same way all the others have gone: months without contact then a single email: "sorry, but we've decided not to hire you."

Show thread

stuff from my daily life, jobs, gender 

So, in "Kat does something '''productive'''", I put in some more job applications. Now, normally, this wouldn't be too exciting. Woo. More trying to do barely meaningful work in the hopes of being able to afford continued existance. BUT! Something different happened. I actually filled in the "preferred name" as Katlynn. That's right, I (as best as I could) applied to jobs as myself. OWO

Re: no context 

ngl, I laughed way too hard at this.

Also, I know I normally give context for my weird no contexts posts, but there is no context for this other than "my brain weird"

Show thread

No context 

"Is my name Inigo Montoya? 'cause it looks like you killed my father"

Re: lb 

Obviously something needs to be done about these big internet conglomerates, but nationalizing ain't it, chief.

Show thread

Re: lb 

If you were (or still are) worried about Trump creating a Muslim database, you should be *very* firmly against nationalizing companies like Google. There are more examples that smarter folx than I could come up with, but, we'll just start with that

Show thread

Re: lb 

Nationalizing Google/Amazon/whatever won't fix their many, many issues. It'll just make it easier for the US govt. to exploit them for their own nefarious purposes

Aura V. boosted

"nationalising x", global internet 

Every time you call for nationalisation of [insert monopolistic tech company], you sound like an american arguing for imperialism.

Youtube/facebook/instagram/google/amazon/etc might be owned by american companies, but their power reaches and dominates globally.
Nationalising that will not give that power to "the people". It will at best give it to "the american people", and at worst to the state("s") occupying most of north america and waging perpetual war: USA

Aura V. boosted
Aura V. boosted

I generally dont reply to people's replies to my toots, not because I'm a dick or anything, but because I'm way too awkward to say anything back to you.

sry.

accessibility, meta, subtoot 

Using the image description for a joke is all well and good, but not when you omit describing the image. Either describe the image then make your joke or vice versa, but don't just make your joke without describing the image

(And, of course, do describe your images. It's useful for those using screen readers, as well as those who can't load (or won't load) images for whatever reason)

Questionable idea of the day: plugging your anti-static wristband into the ground of a (properly grounded) electrical outlet

I'd like y'all to know that I now just randomly nya when I get up or otherwise exert minor effort. I'm not quite sure whose fault this is, but I'm gonna blame it on a sizable portion of y'all.

Aura V. boosted

hot take
university CS should not be "i can do codeing in java{,script}" degree
i'm here for the actual CS,

(kinda horny masochism) Name a more iconic duo 

Your fist and my soft, unguarded belly

A bit of a throwback for ya. Here's a picture of me on my first day of uni! The week before, mom had sent me a picture of my sister on her first day of senior year dabbing, and I figured I'd return the favour. Yep, others dress nice for their first day, I send mom a picture of me dabbing. Good stuff.

(img cw: old memes)

Aura V. boosted

@auravulpes :thaenkin: so the male ones are incubuses, the female ones are succubuses... I wonder what an enby fuck demon is called

subtoot 

You may be free to draw women however you like, but I am just as free to criticize you, or make fun of you for thinking boob socks are a sexy and/or legitimate design decision.

Aura V. boosted

|you are a joke that mathematicians play on everyone else

Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!