Show newer
Aura V. boosted

Things I just now realized 

DWORDs and QWORDs are called those because they're *d*ouble and *q*uadruple the size of a WORD

Aura V. boosted

Microsoft made a chat app just for chat users and it doesn’t use AI

Aura V. boosted

"softwerewolves" is a pun that fell into our lap. also werewolves, please fall into our lap

Show thread

Did you know I own cuvettes? I do! For some reason, Fisher Scientific sent them to me when I bought my lab coat and goggles. 500 of them. Did you know these normally sell for $175 for that many? My lab coat and goggles were less than half that! So far, I've only used 25! I should get to use more soon, but not much more. And I can't even use them as fancy shot glasses because they only hold 1.5 ml of liquid. Sad.

Aura V. boosted
Aura V. boosted

An important reminder for those who are grieving 

Acceptance isn't just "I'm okay." It's saying "I'm going to be okay" and meaning it, one step at a time

Aura V. boosted

please never speak to me, my boyfriend, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, or my girlfriend ever again!

Aura V. boosted
Aura V. boosted
Aura V. boosted
Aura V. boosted

As a fox spirit, I suppose I can technically be summoned as a familiar. However, I would not recommend doing so, as I will only steal your cookies and then take a nap on your favorite chair.

Aura V. boosted

How to be cute on Mastodon 

You're already doing it, why do you need a how-to?

:ms_writing_hand_clw_g1:​ Xander (They/Them)

Aura V. boosted

2010: everyone loves captchas, the cute little website thing that gets you to prove you're human by being able to dewarp some text

2020: captchas are now used exclusively to punish people for trying to maintain their privacy, forcing them to work for google without pay for a few minutes before they can use a website

Aura V. boosted

Subtoot, ableism 

Imagine if someone who benefits from others' labour thought captioning images for the blind was too much work 'cause they don't come here to do woooooork -Katie

Valid arguments for Fahrenheit over Celsius 

- 69°F outdoor temps.
- 420°F cooking temps.

(That's literally it.)

Aura V. boosted

open if you're a fox [and don't mind slight physical-touch affection] 

*licks your snoot* You're wonderful. :teal_heart:

Aura V. boosted
Show older
Computer Fairies

Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!