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how the world works: you put a buff lady in a thing, and then lesbians

Getting one of those showerheads that split off into a handheld shower, but replacing the handheld shower with a handheld eyewash station for when I get soap in my eyes

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CW meta 

I've unfollowed some people who won't CW their end-of-the-world stuff.

Guys, every other social network is JAM PACKED FULL of the end of the world. We already know about the horrible things that are happening in American politics. You're not getting the word out, you're not keeping the public informed, you're hammering people into hopelessness and making them want to unfollow you.

Read the room. Adapt your message and your method to the audience. This isn't Twitter. Don't be THAT GUY.

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Cuddling with Him* at night fills me with the greatest comfort and joy I've ever known.
*My cat

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Things I just now realized 

DWORDs and QWORDs are called those because they're *d*ouble and *q*uadruple the size of a WORD

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Microsoft made a chat app just for chat users and it doesn’t use AI

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"softwerewolves" is a pun that fell into our lap. also werewolves, please fall into our lap

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Did you know I own cuvettes? I do! For some reason, Fisher Scientific sent them to me when I bought my lab coat and goggles. 500 of them. Did you know these normally sell for $175 for that many? My lab coat and goggles were less than half that! So far, I've only used 25! I should get to use more soon, but not much more. And I can't even use them as fancy shot glasses because they only hold 1.5 ml of liquid. Sad.

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An important reminder for those who are grieving 

Acceptance isn't just "I'm okay." It's saying "I'm going to be okay" and meaning it, one step at a time

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please never speak to me, my boyfriend, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, or my girlfriend ever again!

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As a fox spirit, I suppose I can technically be summoned as a familiar. However, I would not recommend doing so, as I will only steal your cookies and then take a nap on your favorite chair.

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