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re: food and sexuality shitpost 

TBF, I do suspect I might be aegosexual, but my love of garlic bread ain't why

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food and sexuality shitpost 

*Orgasmically moaning over the garlic bread she's making*
"...Huh. Maybe I *am* ace!"

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[ASMR] fox tries to unsubscribe from multiple developer mailing lists (4hours)

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hey ladies 😳 im single 😳 i am also arospec 😳 so if you wanna ask me out and instantly get turned down 😳 😳 you know who to ask 😳 🙈

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I finally decided to play around with my usb tv tuner. I can now watch TV from my laptop. So, that's nifty

re: maybe lewd, no context 

When I first heard that, my brain went to "bottom" as "ass", so it's your experimental butt, but then I remembered that bottoms are mostly a lewd thing around here, what with the whole top/bottom distinction. So, lewd.

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maybe lewd, no context 

"This is my experimental bottom"

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don't talk to me or my son ever again until we've had our coffee

Re: "Two minutes of effort now will save me ten minutes of effort later" 

Anyways.

There's not really a point to this. Maybe you'll find this helpful. But, this was mostly just me musing on making myself do stuff instead of putting it off.

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Re: "Two minutes of effort now will save me ten minutes of effort later" 

It's like the old saying "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure," or the idea of nipping problems in the bud. Doing stuff before it becomes a problem is much easier than dealing with it once it has. But, ADHD brain. It can wait.
Yeah. It can wait. But it'll just get harder, and you'll only want to put it off more until you can't any longer and what would have been a simple task becomes a seemingly Herculean feat.

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"Two minutes of effort now will save me ten minutes of effort later" 

This is something I have to remind myself of a lot. I have a tendency to put off the unpleasant, such as taking out the trash. But, putting it off often leads to the issue becoming harder to deal with. What was a simple pulling the trash liner out and taking it to the dumpster becomes reining in an overflowing trash bin and carrying 2+ bags out. Two minutes of effort becomes ten.

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how the world works: you put a buff lady in a thing, and then lesbians

Getting one of those showerheads that split off into a handheld shower, but replacing the handheld shower with a handheld eyewash station for when I get soap in my eyes

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CW meta 

I've unfollowed some people who won't CW their end-of-the-world stuff.

Guys, every other social network is JAM PACKED FULL of the end of the world. We already know about the horrible things that are happening in American politics. You're not getting the word out, you're not keeping the public informed, you're hammering people into hopelessness and making them want to unfollow you.

Read the room. Adapt your message and your method to the audience. This isn't Twitter. Don't be THAT GUY.

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Cuddling with Him* at night fills me with the greatest comfort and joy I've ever known.
*My cat

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